There were notes that happened, but no complete shorts yet. I was trying to discourage him from sticking around. XD
He was very excited (*cue low-key barely-a-nod*) that the house now qualifies as "someone died here" and wants to decorate with cobwebs and dark drapes and hopes it rains...forever. Also that there's a basement. Large enough to hold a very lush coffin-bed. And...interrogatory, pokey things.
"Ah, the witching hour. Wait." *lights brand new candle. AGAIN.* "Drafty is passable." But nothing's better than a good table-to-floor candle wax drip. *adds more candles and uses a blowtorch to burn them all half-mast* "It'll take this time. Or the house will burn down." *shrugs*
*plays a beautific chord on his cello* "That won't do. It's supposed to sound like the walls are closing in. Like the decaying wallpaper clinging to desperate life over the fireplace is trying to choke the tears from the unsympathetic eyeballs of all passersby.
" *cuts e string with convenient dagger* *notes that it was missing just the day before but is magically present today* "I suppose this means I should get a cat."
He was very excited (*cue low-key barely-a-nod*) that the house now qualifies as "someone died here" and wants to decorate with cobwebs and dark drapes and hopes it rains...forever. Also that there's a basement. Large enough to hold a very lush coffin-bed. And...interrogatory, pokey things.
"Ah, the witching hour. Wait." *lights brand new candle. AGAIN.* "Drafty is passable." But nothing's better than a good table-to-floor candle wax drip. *adds more candles and uses a blowtorch to burn them all half-mast* "It'll take this time. Or the house will burn down." *shrugs*
*plays a beautific chord on his cello* "That won't do. It's supposed to sound like the walls are closing in. Like the decaying wallpaper clinging to desperate life over the fireplace is trying to choke the tears from the unsympathetic eyeballs of all passersby.
" *cuts e string with convenient dagger* *notes that it was missing just the day before but is magically present today* "I suppose this means I should get a cat."
Dreams come in a size too big so we can grow into them.
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