I couldn't decide if I wanted to save it for an actual thread, but I decided that I would want the actual thread to come later anyway. It scratched a little bit of the itch without letting any important materials go to waste~
'my grandma/distant relative left me this house but it says in the will that i have to make sure to leave gifts out for the fairy in the attic so i'm pretty sure she was hella senile OH GOD THERE'S SOMETHING IN MY HOUSE' - a scenario that will definitely end well for everyone