Alonimi Spamstravaganza

_{You derp, I derp.
We derp together.
You know you're my waifu, agreeing on Cock and Bull as a name.
Ah.
Perf.}

Okay so the poll in my thread is....a five-way tie. Thanks for not agreeing with each other ever, guys. Dx

bahahaha

Alright just need a tie-breaker. Someone else go vote.

At least it's only between two options now?

Edit:  And now it's three.  We really can't agree on anything apparently.

I voted.  :laugh:

Curses!
*Shakes fist*

They're all good options, honestly. I'm leaving it open until tomorrow night, and if need be I'll integrate multiple options.

I wasn't going to post in the bordello.

I wasn't.

I really wasn't.

But then goddamn tumblr had to have this goddamn image on my goddamn dashboard and i just

i just

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:d00dette:

Yeeeees. Pooooooooost.

-lurking-

Yeah I read the Olympus thread and now I've got ideas about tossing in an awkward human but there's that whole I haven't written porn but I'm also like but idea!

I'm honestly iffy about posting there. I'd have to create an entirely new character for it, since the only one I have with a personality that would work is retired...and eternally stuck in the body of a 14 year old, so against the rules too.

Plus, me and my need for plot. I'd try to make plot even if I'm not supposed to.

I would give advice but it would probably just be 'read a lot of good romance novels and also practice'.

(By good I mean anything where the characters actually act like people and not weird props but I guess that's subjective)

And honestly improvving characters on the fly can be fun and a good exercise, some of my best have come out of that~

_{I'm just a pervert, and enjoy sexy scenes. o wo;}

Is there anyone here who isn't a pervert? Honestly?