Owen left the giddy little vampire’s apartment with a credit card that was burning a hole in his pocket. He fulfilled the original intended mission which was securing a new cellphone for himself. He completed the task at his phone carrier’s store down town. Afterwards he was left feeling hungry and meandered towards the gathering of food trucks in the park where he treated himself to lunch on Julianna’s credit card.
After he bought lunch Owen opened his newly downloaded Snapchat and sent Juliana a snap of his burrito with the text: eating a thing.
It might have been unconscionable for him to use her credit card in ways she hadn’t authorized. However, he had seated himself on the concrete edge of the fountain to eat which provided a perfect vantage to watch customers going into and out of a locally own stationery shop. It had one of those artsy looking foldable chalkboard signs advertising a sale in decorative calligraphy with cute doodles all around. Seemed like something right up Julianna’s alley if her preference for ridiculous stationery products was any evidence. He had collected a number of sticky notes in various shapes where she had penned sorry notes by an obviously practiced hand in colorful - and sometimes sparkly - gel pen.
He almost rolled his eyes thinking about how impractical it all was. But he couldn’t fault someone for having a personal flair. And undoubtedly Julianna did. She was very much herself in all things she did. The image of her pointy little fangs came to mind. Even her vampire teeth were cute. It was unbearable.
So, of course, he went into that shop when he finished off his burrito. And then he left the shop feeling as if he had walked into and out of a Pinterest board itself. He didn’t leave empty handed. Even the packaging was excessive. He found himself carrying a decorative little paper bag where the owner had penned a quick 'thank you' by the printed store logo. Tissue paper arranged neatly in the bag peaked out and advertised to the passersby that Owen was a sophisticated shopper.
He took a strategically vague snap of the tissue paper and sent it to Julianna. I may have done a thing.
The placement of a lingerie shop right down the walk from the stationery shop was either fortunate or unfortunate. For some reason, Owen made a foray into that store, as well. The store was also locally owned by a woman who designed all of the pieces herself. Owen was quickly enthralled with imagining Julianna wearing the various little lacy, strappy, silky outfits and pieces that hung on plush hangers. He was loathe to admit that he blushed when the shop owner interrogated him as to his preferences and sold him just what he wanted. A royal blue lacy and mesh teddy with a ribbon lace up back. And an all black set including a bustier, garter, and stockings. All for 'his girl' as the shop owner had forced out of him knowing that he window shopped imagining a certain someone dressed up just for him.
Owen wasn’t sure how he would endure giving Julianna that lingerie and even considered returning it. But the latter option seemed ill advised given that she would likely discover the charges and refund from the lingerie store and know that he had bought something anyhow. So he would just suck it up and deal with it because damn if that shop owner wasn’t a good saleswoman and knew a sucker when she found one.
When he left the lingerie shop, Owen snapped Julianna another picture of the bag handle in his hand. I did this other thing.
His last impulsive stop was a pet store.
After he left the pet store Owen again opened Snapchat and sent Juliana a snap of his face with a cringe look and the text: okay so just remember I did this all for you. And also you have a ridiculously impressive credit limit.
And so Owen found himself returning to Julianna’s apartment leading a Corgi puppy on a leash with his bags of purchases. He didn’t know how he would begin to pay her back for all the spending he’d managed that afternoon. Owen had sort of expected her limit would have cut him off but apparently the vampire was much better off than he estimated.
He picked up the corgi pup and cradled it in one arm while he knocked with the other on her door. The bags hung from his wrist while he waited for her to answer. He would have no explanation for the tiny dog and unnecessary consumer goods he had put on her credit card. He only hoped she was as forgiving and easily pleased as he estimated she would be.
After he bought lunch Owen opened his newly downloaded Snapchat and sent Juliana a snap of his burrito with the text: eating a thing.
It might have been unconscionable for him to use her credit card in ways she hadn’t authorized. However, he had seated himself on the concrete edge of the fountain to eat which provided a perfect vantage to watch customers going into and out of a locally own stationery shop. It had one of those artsy looking foldable chalkboard signs advertising a sale in decorative calligraphy with cute doodles all around. Seemed like something right up Julianna’s alley if her preference for ridiculous stationery products was any evidence. He had collected a number of sticky notes in various shapes where she had penned sorry notes by an obviously practiced hand in colorful - and sometimes sparkly - gel pen.
He almost rolled his eyes thinking about how impractical it all was. But he couldn’t fault someone for having a personal flair. And undoubtedly Julianna did. She was very much herself in all things she did. The image of her pointy little fangs came to mind. Even her vampire teeth were cute. It was unbearable.
So, of course, he went into that shop when he finished off his burrito. And then he left the shop feeling as if he had walked into and out of a Pinterest board itself. He didn’t leave empty handed. Even the packaging was excessive. He found himself carrying a decorative little paper bag where the owner had penned a quick 'thank you' by the printed store logo. Tissue paper arranged neatly in the bag peaked out and advertised to the passersby that Owen was a sophisticated shopper.
He took a strategically vague snap of the tissue paper and sent it to Julianna. I may have done a thing.
The placement of a lingerie shop right down the walk from the stationery shop was either fortunate or unfortunate. For some reason, Owen made a foray into that store, as well. The store was also locally owned by a woman who designed all of the pieces herself. Owen was quickly enthralled with imagining Julianna wearing the various little lacy, strappy, silky outfits and pieces that hung on plush hangers. He was loathe to admit that he blushed when the shop owner interrogated him as to his preferences and sold him just what he wanted. A royal blue lacy and mesh teddy with a ribbon lace up back. And an all black set including a bustier, garter, and stockings. All for 'his girl' as the shop owner had forced out of him knowing that he window shopped imagining a certain someone dressed up just for him.
Owen wasn’t sure how he would endure giving Julianna that lingerie and even considered returning it. But the latter option seemed ill advised given that she would likely discover the charges and refund from the lingerie store and know that he had bought something anyhow. So he would just suck it up and deal with it because damn if that shop owner wasn’t a good saleswoman and knew a sucker when she found one.
When he left the lingerie shop, Owen snapped Julianna another picture of the bag handle in his hand. I did this other thing.
His last impulsive stop was a pet store.
After he left the pet store Owen again opened Snapchat and sent Juliana a snap of his face with a cringe look and the text: okay so just remember I did this all for you. And also you have a ridiculously impressive credit limit.
And so Owen found himself returning to Julianna’s apartment leading a Corgi puppy on a leash with his bags of purchases. He didn’t know how he would begin to pay her back for all the spending he’d managed that afternoon. Owen had sort of expected her limit would have cut him off but apparently the vampire was much better off than he estimated.
He picked up the corgi pup and cradled it in one arm while he knocked with the other on her door. The bags hung from his wrist while he waited for her to answer. He would have no explanation for the tiny dog and unnecessary consumer goods he had put on her credit card. He only hoped she was as forgiving and easily pleased as he estimated she would be.
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