I'm Roland, or Balder, or whatever. I'm 22, perpetually hungry, and very poor. I'm from Oklahoma, but I now live in Seattle. Or around it.
I am neither living nor dead, but something more. I have a hard time not being cynical and jaded, and I usually make jokes that are only really funny to me. My hobbies include making my characters suffer, LONG ASS CHARACTER ARCS, and anything that involves the occult or weird. Strangely, I dress and act like a normal person, despite these interests.
If I say something off-putting to you, it's a sure sign I want to be your friend, so please forgive my lack of social skills. It's either that, or I've been smoking a lot of weed and thought it was good idea to log onto my computer again. I also tend to avoid smut in writing, mostly because I've got some deep seated body horror issues. I mean buttholes? Really? Who thought of that? Gives me the willies. I'll still write anything, so long as it's a consequence of characters being in-character.
Anyhow, I listen to a lot of Coast to Coast AM, and I watch a lot of Let's Players. Critikal is bae. I don't really know what else to say about myself, so that's it, y'all.
I am neither living nor dead, but something more. I have a hard time not being cynical and jaded, and I usually make jokes that are only really funny to me. My hobbies include making my characters suffer, LONG ASS CHARACTER ARCS, and anything that involves the occult or weird. Strangely, I dress and act like a normal person, despite these interests.
If I say something off-putting to you, it's a sure sign I want to be your friend, so please forgive my lack of social skills. It's either that, or I've been smoking a lot of weed and thought it was good idea to log onto my computer again. I also tend to avoid smut in writing, mostly because I've got some deep seated body horror issues. I mean buttholes? Really? Who thought of that? Gives me the willies. I'll still write anything, so long as it's a consequence of characters being in-character.
Anyhow, I listen to a lot of Coast to Coast AM, and I watch a lot of Let's Players. Critikal is bae. I don't really know what else to say about myself, so that's it, y'all.