@alonimi_ebooks (new chat thread)

BTW how giant are these guys?

I need a relative size chart. Like gimme their specs. The guy w/ hat and tattoos in kittens vid looks meaty and large like. But mustache guy** in kittens vid seems questionably sized? He appears average male size? The puppies were WAY too big. Need smaller puppies and larger men. Why am I so hung up on this?

no complaints on duck vid. Tiny duck was tiny enough.

I just like large men.

(And yet somehow I married a smaller sized one.)

**his discomfort with the kittens was fucking awesome