"I'm going to climb him like a tree"
"we live in a desert you've never climbed a tree in your life also ew why would you tell me this"
"if i fall down and break my leg you will know i have only myself to blame"
"what the fuck are you planning on doing, you are not spending my allowance on climbing equipment, fuck someone short"
"no it's too late I called dibs on that one"
"there are no dibs in the wasteland"
- a sibling conversation that happened in an alternate universe somewhere probably
"we live in a desert you've never climbed a tree in your life also ew why would you tell me this"
"if i fall down and break my leg you will know i have only myself to blame"
"what the fuck are you planning on doing, you are not spending my allowance on climbing equipment, fuck someone short"
"no it's too late I called dibs on that one"
"there are no dibs in the wasteland"
- a sibling conversation that happened in an alternate universe somewhere probably