Everyone knows it's faster to just climb over things! Otherwise she'd have to circle the block! Obviously unacceptable. Walking on shaky pipes while too drunk to stand for longer than a minute is the superior solution.
Eventually he'll just program some kind of trampoline-bot to follow her around so he doesn't have a heart attack.
Eventually he'll just program some kind of trampoline-bot to follow her around so he doesn't have a heart attack.