We don't have an emoticon that properly expresses my mad scientist cackle. Literally I just tried to figure out the weirdest looking flower that could also feasibly be used to penetrate a person. I'm like a reverse O'Keefe, turning flowers into cocks. Considering Nadine's various bases of comparison, Grayson should be super-flattered that she's into his totally ordinary human dick. Although she will probably not tell him that. "Okay, well, on a scale of one to ten, where one is a semi-autonomous exploding dildo and ten is the divine tentacle dick of an angel..."
I should add a survey to Wisteria and Violets. "was this weird dick worth the wait y/n"