I am just going to summarize the mythweaving I have been listening to in the car
<ul type="disc]<li>The folk tale of Cussin' Duck, a duck who will stand behind you and quack swear words to get you in trouble with your grandmother
</li><li>Cussin' Duck punishes people who have been swearing in secret who try to hide their perfidy from their grandmothers
</li><li>He was given divine power by Jesus Christ while on the cross to punish a Roman who swore at him while he was crucified, which he found emotionally hurtful</li><li>Ducksiel has chased through the eons the phantom cusser, Phallocles of Profanita</li><li>There was a gospel song about Cussin' Duck waddling into your soul and using his beak of justice to find your sin and reveal it to the world</li><li>The DaVinci Code reveals a duck hidden in a painting of Galileo being hit by his grandmother with a shoe</li><li>It turns out my husband can do an impression of Reverend Lovejoy and he has kept this from me for almost a decade</li><li>CUSSIN' DUCK
</li></ul>
<ul type="disc]<li>The folk tale of Cussin' Duck, a duck who will stand behind you and quack swear words to get you in trouble with your grandmother
</li><li>Cussin' Duck punishes people who have been swearing in secret who try to hide their perfidy from their grandmothers
</li><li>He was given divine power by Jesus Christ while on the cross to punish a Roman who swore at him while he was crucified, which he found emotionally hurtful</li><li>Ducksiel has chased through the eons the phantom cusser, Phallocles of Profanita</li><li>There was a gospel song about Cussin' Duck waddling into your soul and using his beak of justice to find your sin and reveal it to the world</li><li>The DaVinci Code reveals a duck hidden in a painting of Galileo being hit by his grandmother with a shoe</li><li>It turns out my husband can do an impression of Reverend Lovejoy and he has kept this from me for almost a decade</li><li>CUSSIN' DUCK
</li></ul>