"Look at all the pretty DRESSES all the ladies are so pretty, I want a dress like that!"
"You are not buying a whore dress. Those are not dresses for ladies."
"You don't think they look pretty?"
"... that's different. Look just go sit over there - no not there, look, here, sit right here and I'm going to go find someone non-threatening to... woo you. Or whatever."
"MAKE SURE HE'S HOT I WANT SOMEONE HOT OKAY"
"I swear to god I will take you home don't think I won't I will keep all the whores to myself"
so self-indulgent omg
"You are not buying a whore dress. Those are not dresses for ladies."
"You don't think they look pretty?"
"... that's different. Look just go sit over there - no not there, look, here, sit right here and I'm going to go find someone non-threatening to... woo you. Or whatever."
"MAKE SURE HE'S HOT I WANT SOMEONE HOT OKAY"
"I swear to god I will take you home don't think I won't I will keep all the whores to myself"
so self-indulgent omg