So the Headmaster wanted to talk to him.
Ezikyl didn't want to talk to him.
It was easier and better for everyone's eardrums overall if he didn't talk to the scaly old bastard, honestly. He could just wrangle the story out of his pet messenger, get what he needed to know, and be done with it. Boom. Simple. Everyone wins. Except for the messenger, but really, who cares about a messenger? Except this particular messenger was adamant that he follow him to hear the full message. Bullshit. It was probably another lame excuse to try and drag him into teaching more of the little brats that wandered around the halls every day. Like he didn't get his fill of them every fucking time he tried to go somewhere in this school.
"So tell me again why the fuck I have to talk to someone else to get YOUR message," he gritted out, stalking along behind the pixie messenger towards the Headmaster's office. Irritatingly enough, they didn't seem bothered at all by Ezi's bad attitude. Or the death glare he was leveling towards the back of his tiny, squish-able head. Or the fact that he was beginning to trail smoke from his fingertips.
"Because," the pixie drawled, not even looking back at him, "the headmaster has more information than I do."
"Your entire fucking job is to deliver messages."
"And I did. I delivered the message that the headmaster had a message for you."
Briefly, Ezi considered grabbing the little bastard and squashing him like a bug against one of the stone walls of the corridors; the stain probably wouldn't even stand out that much, considering what other kinds of disgusting substances children and teenagers tended to leave behind. "You're the shittiest messenger I've ever met."
"Yeah, well, you aren't a barrel of laughs either, sunshine." The pixie snarked, expertly dodging to the side right as Ezi grabbed at him. "Keep that up, I dare you, we'll see what happens in Court."
"Bite me." Ezi snapped, though he did keep his hands to himself after that. Court was nothing to mess around with, after all, and he couldn't rely on the Headmaster's good graces to save him from that particular bear trap.
The sullen silence the rest of the way was mutual. The pixie finally stopped in front of the massive stone doors that comprised the entrance to the Headmaster's office, turning around and sticking out a bright, electric blue tongue at Ezi before promptly flying off, leaving a trail of sparkles behind him.
"ASSHOLE." He snarled after him, clenching his fists briefly and imagining it was the pixie's stupid fucking head there, rather than a firm vine that had slithered its way out of his skin. Taking a deep breath through his nose, the vine withered into dust, leaving a small pile behind that Ezi completely ignored as he shoved his way into the Headmaster's office. He didn't even bother to knock; he knew he was coming, and he should know what to expect by now.
"I'm not taking the job, you can't fucking make me." He announced to the office at large, making his immediate stance known before the Headmaster could even open his mouth.
Ezikyl didn't want to talk to him.
It was easier and better for everyone's eardrums overall if he didn't talk to the scaly old bastard, honestly. He could just wrangle the story out of his pet messenger, get what he needed to know, and be done with it. Boom. Simple. Everyone wins. Except for the messenger, but really, who cares about a messenger? Except this particular messenger was adamant that he follow him to hear the full message. Bullshit. It was probably another lame excuse to try and drag him into teaching more of the little brats that wandered around the halls every day. Like he didn't get his fill of them every fucking time he tried to go somewhere in this school.
"So tell me again why the fuck I have to talk to someone else to get YOUR message," he gritted out, stalking along behind the pixie messenger towards the Headmaster's office. Irritatingly enough, they didn't seem bothered at all by Ezi's bad attitude. Or the death glare he was leveling towards the back of his tiny, squish-able head. Or the fact that he was beginning to trail smoke from his fingertips.
"Because," the pixie drawled, not even looking back at him, "the headmaster has more information than I do."
"Your entire fucking job is to deliver messages."
"And I did. I delivered the message that the headmaster had a message for you."
Briefly, Ezi considered grabbing the little bastard and squashing him like a bug against one of the stone walls of the corridors; the stain probably wouldn't even stand out that much, considering what other kinds of disgusting substances children and teenagers tended to leave behind. "You're the shittiest messenger I've ever met."
"Yeah, well, you aren't a barrel of laughs either, sunshine." The pixie snarked, expertly dodging to the side right as Ezi grabbed at him. "Keep that up, I dare you, we'll see what happens in Court."
"Bite me." Ezi snapped, though he did keep his hands to himself after that. Court was nothing to mess around with, after all, and he couldn't rely on the Headmaster's good graces to save him from that particular bear trap.
The sullen silence the rest of the way was mutual. The pixie finally stopped in front of the massive stone doors that comprised the entrance to the Headmaster's office, turning around and sticking out a bright, electric blue tongue at Ezi before promptly flying off, leaving a trail of sparkles behind him.
"ASSHOLE." He snarled after him, clenching his fists briefly and imagining it was the pixie's stupid fucking head there, rather than a firm vine that had slithered its way out of his skin. Taking a deep breath through his nose, the vine withered into dust, leaving a small pile behind that Ezi completely ignored as he shoved his way into the Headmaster's office. He didn't even bother to knock; he knew he was coming, and he should know what to expect by now.
"I'm not taking the job, you can't fucking make me." He announced to the office at large, making his immediate stance known before the Headmaster could even open his mouth.
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