Meanwhile... Elijah's all...
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...after that kind of speech.
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...after that kind of speech.
Sometimes I feel like a girl~... sometimes I don't~
It's been like a thousand years when will he stop trying to get people to try and kill him. When.
(probably never, he falls off the wagon so easy it's barely a wagon at all)
(probably never, he falls off the wagon so easy it's barely a wagon at all)
Owen would be macho like "PFFT I fucked her for like 2 decades so I'm sure you haven't done anything to her that I have done multiple times already. So maybe you should have had her brush her teeth first."
But really, being unusually sentimental and shit, what he's thinking of are nights like:
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speaking of emotional vulnerability...
But really, being unusually sentimental and shit, what he's thinking of are nights like:
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speaking of emotional vulnerability...
Bitch, I'm limited edition.
In general the easiest ways for Jean to get huge amounts of emotional energy are:
<ul type="disc]<li>orgasms
</li><li>breaking someone's heart in the most gutwrenching possible way</li><li>incandescent rage
</li></ul>
so like the opportunity to have kinky sex with a woman and then make her feel bad about it in front of her husband would be... ideal. except for the part where he actually doesn't want to cause rylan any emotional distress. that throws a wrench in the whole works. also he still wants to fuck that lumbercat. also elijah gets mad when people try to kill him for some reason. also rhys is still under the impression that he's a decent person and she can sneak up on him with weird book copies which is terrifying.
life is hard.
<ul type="disc]<li>orgasms
</li><li>breaking someone's heart in the most gutwrenching possible way</li><li>incandescent rage
</li></ul>
so like the opportunity to have kinky sex with a woman and then make her feel bad about it in front of her husband would be... ideal. except for the part where he actually doesn't want to cause rylan any emotional distress. that throws a wrench in the whole works. also he still wants to fuck that lumbercat. also elijah gets mad when people try to kill him for some reason. also rhys is still under the impression that he's a decent person and she can sneak up on him with weird book copies which is terrifying.
life is hard.
<quote source="/post/6735/thread" timestamp="1440182888" author="@Tindome] also elijah gets mad when people try to kill him for some reason.
[/quote]Mostly Elijah just hates it when people upset Jean. Mostly.
[/quote]Mostly Elijah just hates it when people upset Jean. Mostly.
Sometimes I feel like a girl~... sometimes I don't~
<quote author="@saronym" source="/post/6734/thread" timestamp="1440182075]speaking of emotional vulnerability...[/quote]
What about it???
What about it???
I fear no fate (for you are my fate, my sweet) I want no world (for beautiful you are my world, my true) and it’s you are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing is you.
I'm just imaging Elijah like "yes lord please take this catgirl away" and Jean is like "NO YOU CAN HAVE HER WHEN I'M DONE, ALSO TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF MAN IN FLANNEL"
no matter how hard he tries to get everyone off Jean's dick he just keeps piling them on
no matter how hard he tries to get everyone off Jean's dick he just keeps piling them on
<quote source="/post/6737/thread" author="@megs" timestamp="1440183438]<quote timestamp="1440182075" source="/post/6734/thread" author="@saronym]speaking of emotional vulnerability...[/quote]What about it???[/quote]speaking of rylan's emotional fragility, owen is feeling sentimental and vulnerable too is what I meant.
Bitch, I'm limited edition.
Elijah is mostly used to Jean being like I DO WHAT I WANT. That doesn't mean he tolerates it well: the shenanigans...
...or maybe he pretends not to and he's actually into that stuff?
O_o
...or maybe he pretends not to and he's actually into that stuff?
O_o
Sometimes I feel like a girl~... sometimes I don't~
I don't even know if Sairus actually wears flannel, I just think it's hilarious to imagine Elijah like OH NO THIS GUY IS GRUMPY AND WEARS FLANNEL, GET HIM OUT OF HERE but it's too late and Jean's all sprawling out trying to look pretty
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"that plaid is HIDEOUS you should take it off right now"
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"that plaid is HIDEOUS you should take it off right now"
OMG YES. The flannel plaid would be like, instant horrible reminder number 2.
"What is it with you fucking cats bringing up HORRIBLE REMINDERS THAT HURT HIM?!"
"What is it with you fucking cats bringing up HORRIBLE REMINDERS THAT HURT HIM?!"
Sometimes I feel like a girl~... sometimes I don't~
What self respecting lumberlynx doesn't wear flannel?????
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I fear no fate (for you are my fate, my sweet) I want no world (for beautiful you are my world, my true) and it’s you are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing is you.
Oddly enough, that's what Trevor and I look like with our A/C busted.
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