I am going to find a way to upload these goddamn clips of Cussin' Duck because I am losing my shit in the car and I need to share this with the world
My favorite classes were the ones with people I knew would just be screw-ups. It made it easier to pick useful teams for projects instead of getting stuck. XD
Fave though? Had a Brit lit class where some people would just NOT read. And the teacher was brutal. For A Modest Proposal, she started the class with "Who here thinks this is a brilliant idea?" and this dumbass kid in the middle row's hand shot up. "Oh so, you're cool with eating Irish children, then?"
His eyes got all huge and his hand went down like...super slow. Comically slow.
I kid you not, he read every single damn thing for class after that. XD
Fave though? Had a Brit lit class where some people would just NOT read. And the teacher was brutal. For A Modest Proposal, she started the class with "Who here thinks this is a brilliant idea?" and this dumbass kid in the middle row's hand shot up. "Oh so, you're cool with eating Irish children, then?"
His eyes got all huge and his hand went down like...super slow. Comically slow.
I kid you not, he read every single damn thing for class after that. XD
Dreams come in a size too big so we can grow into them.
I am just going to summarize the mythweaving I have been listening to in the car
<ul type="disc]<li>The folk tale of Cussin' Duck, a duck who will stand behind you and quack swear words to get you in trouble with your grandmother
</li><li>Cussin' Duck punishes people who have been swearing in secret who try to hide their perfidy from their grandmothers
</li><li>He was given divine power by Jesus Christ while on the cross to punish a Roman who swore at him while he was crucified, which he found emotionally hurtful</li><li>Ducksiel has chased through the eons the phantom cusser, Phallocles of Profanita</li><li>There was a gospel song about Cussin' Duck waddling into your soul and using his beak of justice to find your sin and reveal it to the world</li><li>The DaVinci Code reveals a duck hidden in a painting of Galileo being hit by his grandmother with a shoe</li><li>It turns out my husband can do an impression of Reverend Lovejoy and he has kept this from me for almost a decade</li><li>CUSSIN' DUCK
</li></ul>
<ul type="disc]<li>The folk tale of Cussin' Duck, a duck who will stand behind you and quack swear words to get you in trouble with your grandmother
</li><li>Cussin' Duck punishes people who have been swearing in secret who try to hide their perfidy from their grandmothers
</li><li>He was given divine power by Jesus Christ while on the cross to punish a Roman who swore at him while he was crucified, which he found emotionally hurtful</li><li>Ducksiel has chased through the eons the phantom cusser, Phallocles of Profanita</li><li>There was a gospel song about Cussin' Duck waddling into your soul and using his beak of justice to find your sin and reveal it to the world</li><li>The DaVinci Code reveals a duck hidden in a painting of Galileo being hit by his grandmother with a shoe</li><li>It turns out my husband can do an impression of Reverend Lovejoy and he has kept this from me for almost a decade</li><li>CUSSIN' DUCK
</li></ul>
<quote source="/post/3100/thread" timestamp="1417732237" author="@danixiewrites]My favorite classes were the ones with people I knew would just be screw-ups. It made it easier to pick useful teams for projects instead of getting stuck. XD
Fave though? Had a Brit lit class where some people would just NOT read. And the teacher was brutal. For A Modest Proposal, she started the class with "Who here thinks this is a brilliant idea?" and this dumbass kid in the middle row's hand shot up. "Oh so, you're cool with eating Irish children, then?"
His eyes got all huge and his hand went down like...super slow. Comically slow.
I kid you not, he read every single damn thing for class after that. XD[/quote]I'm pretty sure that's why I love my bach level classes for online. No more morons who didn't read anything slowing the fuckin' class down. Ugh. I get it if you don't read one in a while; I do that when I get busy with irl stuff. But... every week? Like, and you need to know this stuff you decide you don't wanna read?
Fave though? Had a Brit lit class where some people would just NOT read. And the teacher was brutal. For A Modest Proposal, she started the class with "Who here thinks this is a brilliant idea?" and this dumbass kid in the middle row's hand shot up. "Oh so, you're cool with eating Irish children, then?"
His eyes got all huge and his hand went down like...super slow. Comically slow.
I kid you not, he read every single damn thing for class after that. XD[/quote]I'm pretty sure that's why I love my bach level classes for online. No more morons who didn't read anything slowing the fuckin' class down. Ugh. I get it if you don't read one in a while; I do that when I get busy with irl stuff. But... every week? Like, and you need to know this stuff you decide you don't wanna read?
Sometimes I feel like a girl~... sometimes I don't~
Gotta watch Cass do her band stuff tonight.
Might post later, but idk.
I'm pretty tired. qq
Might post later, but idk.
I'm pretty tired. qq
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I tried running from the memory and the mourning.
I tried running from the memory and the mourning.
OMG, bills and online xmas shopping! Weeeeeh~! And homework! God damnit! >,< I'm gonna try to get posts done tonight seeing as how I need it at this point just to rest my brain.
Sometimes I feel like a girl~... sometimes I don't~
If it makes you feel any better, I cannot do it consistently and also did not actually know his name was Reverend Lovejoy.
Okay, gotta actually write stuff today.
> u <;
> u <;
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I tried running from the memory and the mourning.
I tried running from the memory and the mourning.
O.o so many bookmarks to read.
*gleeful flailing*
*gleeful flailing*
Dreams come in a size too big so we can grow into them.
Yuuuup.
Sometimes, you just gotta stop procrastinating~
Sometimes, you just gotta stop procrastinating~
I fear no fate (for you are my fate, my sweet) I want no world (for beautiful you are my world, my true) and it’s you are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing is you.
OMG those texts. I'm so glad I didn't have time to read that at the office, Kat. *closed doors cannot contain the laughing*
Dreams come in a size too big so we can grow into them.
LOL we've decided Adon is the resident creeper and he tends to white boy text, which means dick pics first, approval later. xDD
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I tried running from the memory and the mourning.
I tried running from the memory and the mourning.
I think I'm probably going to donate to this myNoise generator site, I love it so much.
*unlocking all the things* *saving all the meditation presets ever*
*unlocking all the things* *saving all the meditation presets ever*
Dreams come in a size too big so we can grow into them.
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i was trying to find something more fitting from straightwhiteboystexting but this will always be the funniest to me and nothing will ever top it
i was trying to find something more fitting from straightwhiteboystexting but this will always be the funniest to me and nothing will ever top it
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