Haha, that too. I mostly meant that any skill I have at writing character interaction and sexy things probably stems from... a lot of reading. My porn was a lot worse before I started reading a lot of it.
Literotica doesn't count because I swear to god if I read one more totally normal thing that without warning has a dick going into someone's cervix
Literotica doesn't count because I swear to god if I read one more totally normal thing that without warning has a dick going into someone's cervix
Hopefully not.
Otherwise I'm likely to make them uncomfortable unintentionally. :3
Edit:
I am so unbelievably unrealistic.
Like, did you see the Dax x paskar?
He had two dongs, hung like a goddamn horse, and Dax just took 'em both like a merry fucking trooper. @ w @;
#badwriterproblems
Otherwise I'm likely to make them uncomfortable unintentionally. :3
Edit:
I am so unbelievably unrealistic.
Like, did you see the Dax x paskar?
He had two dongs, hung like a goddamn horse, and Dax just took 'em both like a merry fucking trooper. @ w @;
#badwriterproblems
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I tried running from the memory and the mourning.
I tried running from the memory and the mourning.
It's true I've read enough things that had sex scenes. Alright fuck it. I'm doing it. Wow the double meaning right there. anyway.
Wow. I feel like total shit.
*dead*
Also, yes, please.
Post in the bordello.
Validate meeeee
*dead*
Also, yes, please.
Post in the bordello.
Validate meeeee
I fear no fate (for you are my fate, my sweet) I want no world (for beautiful you are my world, my true) and it’s you are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing is you.
Okay but like, there is a difference between that, and going through the trouble of describing in detail the fact that someone's dick is going into a cervix. At a certain point sticking to the facts makes things... distinctly unsexy...
I'm still fucking baffled that an actual sex scene with Grilka ended up being anything but goddamn horror porn. owo;
I'm still fucking baffled that an actual sex scene with Grilka ended up being anything but goddamn horror porn. owo;
<quote author="@Tindome" source="/post/809/thread" timestamp="1415858815]Okay but like, there is a difference between that, and going through the trouble of describing in detail the fact that someone's dick is going into a cervix. At a certain point sticking to the facts makes things... distinctly unsexy...
I'm still fucking baffled that an actual sex scene with Grilka ended up being anything but goddamn horror porn. owo;[/quote]
Are you referring to the awesome banging ey gave Sarah?
I'm still fucking baffled that an actual sex scene with Grilka ended up being anything but goddamn horror porn. owo;[/quote]
Are you referring to the awesome banging ey gave Sarah?
I can see why. If Sarah had been made out of a more rigid material, even she wouldn't have been able to endure that unscathed.
Eir species usually reproduces by paralyzing one partner and cutting a hole in them with an enormous barbed penis, so. All in all it definitely could have been worse.
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I tried running from the memory and the mourning.
I tried running from the memory and the mourning.
Go to bed. All of you. All of you relative to my time zone.
*shoos*
*shoos*
I fear no fate (for you are my fate, my sweet) I want no world (for beautiful you are my world, my true) and it’s you are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing is you.
I am so close to bed, Waifu
I am
Really
About seven inches from it
o no
But you're right.
That Dax post felt painful to write.
My brain is mush. zz
I am
Really
About seven inches from it
o no
But you're right.
That Dax post felt painful to write.
My brain is mush. zz
BDRP Admin. Writer. Villain. Personal Blog.
I tried running from the memory and the mourning.
I tried running from the memory and the mourning.
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