"Those words are synonyms," Sparta informed him dryly. "Apprehending is assault that people with legal authority do, something you also don't have, by the way. Not that anyone really does out here." Outside the bounds of a city, of a country, the only laws were those of nature. "Please get over yourself either faster or further away. Preferably both."
"Faerie cursed me to be an asshole," Sparta replied sarcastically. "You can find gold in a city, in a bank. For fuck's sake, why do you suddenly think I'm a gold expert? I've literally always been out here. The only time I see gold is when people try to give it to me, and why would I take it? It's useless. Just fly northeast and rob a bank or something, far away from me."
Sparta glanced, blinking, between the cart and the dragon. "God in the skies you're thick. We are not talking. We are having a continued nonconsentual encounter fueled by my curse and your stupidity. I'm leaving to go somewhere where you aren't, which is my current primary desire in life. I'm uprooting all my shit to get away from you, so maybe flex that supposed magical resistance of yours and empower yourself to take a hint."
"Faerie cursed me to be an asshole," Sparta replied sarcastically. "You can find gold in a city, in a bank. For fuck's sake, why do you suddenly think I'm a gold expert? I've literally always been out here. The only time I see gold is when people try to give it to me, and why would I take it? It's useless. Just fly northeast and rob a bank or something, far away from me."
Sparta glanced, blinking, between the cart and the dragon. "God in the skies you're thick. We are not talking. We are having a continued nonconsentual encounter fueled by my curse and your stupidity. I'm leaving to go somewhere where you aren't, which is my current primary desire in life. I'm uprooting all my shit to get away from you, so maybe flex that supposed magical resistance of yours and empower yourself to take a hint."
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