He smiled. "Nighthoof's not a pet," he corrected. "He mostly takes care of himself. I'm pretty sure he's only here as a favor to the King." Gareth had, at the time, been considering spending less time at the castle due to the distance. The time lost to the commute was too much, and he slept away from home too often as a consequence, or else didn't sleep at all. There was a limit to how much time he was willing to spend on the road every day, but he didn't plan to move closer.
Thus: Nighthoof. Who had turned out to be surprisingly agreeable, when all was said and done.
Ideally, she would be able to stick around and keep kissing him. Kissing was a good distraction. Laughing wasn't, because it hurt, but he did it anyway. "You know me so well," he said when he'd managed to stop.
He watched her through his eyelashes as she made her way around his house, trying to pretend he wasn't watching her. He didn't want to make her self-conscious. But he also wanted to watch her. Being able to watch her felt better than the alternative, despite his awareness that there were probably rats going to town on his larder.
She could do whatever she wanted with the food that he had. He could get more. It was the least he could do when she hadn't been eating properly since spring.
He pressed his mouth shut as she contemplated in silent horror a cookbook.
"You can use one of the chairs," he suggested, a small table tucked away in what was otherwise the living room. "Put whatever you want in an omelette and damn anyone from Crithe that gives you shit about it." This was not, he was aware, the actionable answer she was looking for. Should he assume she didn't know how to cook? When would she have learned how to cook?
"Heat some butter in a pan. Get a mug and crack some eggs into it. Whisk with salt. Once the butter crackles, pour the eggs in. When they're almost done, add whatever. Cheese last so it won't burn. Fold it in half with a turner. If it doesn't work, mix the whole thing. Pretend you meant to make loaded scrambled eggs the whole time. Yeah?"
Thus: Nighthoof. Who had turned out to be surprisingly agreeable, when all was said and done.
Ideally, she would be able to stick around and keep kissing him. Kissing was a good distraction. Laughing wasn't, because it hurt, but he did it anyway. "You know me so well," he said when he'd managed to stop.
He watched her through his eyelashes as she made her way around his house, trying to pretend he wasn't watching her. He didn't want to make her self-conscious. But he also wanted to watch her. Being able to watch her felt better than the alternative, despite his awareness that there were probably rats going to town on his larder.
She could do whatever she wanted with the food that he had. He could get more. It was the least he could do when she hadn't been eating properly since spring.
He pressed his mouth shut as she contemplated in silent horror a cookbook.
"You can use one of the chairs," he suggested, a small table tucked away in what was otherwise the living room. "Put whatever you want in an omelette and damn anyone from Crithe that gives you shit about it." This was not, he was aware, the actionable answer she was looking for. Should he assume she didn't know how to cook? When would she have learned how to cook?
"Heat some butter in a pan. Get a mug and crack some eggs into it. Whisk with salt. Once the butter crackles, pour the eggs in. When they're almost done, add whatever. Cheese last so it won't burn. Fold it in half with a turner. If it doesn't work, mix the whole thing. Pretend you meant to make loaded scrambled eggs the whole time. Yeah?"
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