Owen’s head cocked at the sound of an ominous and singular knock that seemed to come from...under foot? He stared down at the floor, frowning at it. He thought he might have heard some kind of yowling?
Owen shrugged. Some animal probably stuck up under the house. Opossum or raccoon or a stray of some kind. Hopefully it found his way out before it died under there and stunk the place up.
Loud knocking on his front door made Owen start in surprise again. “Jesus.” He complained to the air. He started towards the front door making it halfway down the hall before he realized that he was still gripping that knife. He whirled around and returned the knife to the drawer before he trotted back towards the front door.
“Coming!” He yelled on the way down the hall.
Owen released the lock to the door and pulled it open to find himself confronted with a beautiful, blonde southern belle. Or whatever the present day version of southern belle was.
“Hi there.” He greeted her looking intrigued as his eyes passed over the treats she had brought him - other than herself it seemed. He scrubbed his hand through his hair and down his face suddenly realizing how intoxicated he really was. He was paranoid that she would be able to tell. “Is this the - uh- town welcoming squad?”
He smiled charmingly and gazed past her as if looking for the others that had come to welcome him.
Owen shrugged. Some animal probably stuck up under the house. Opossum or raccoon or a stray of some kind. Hopefully it found his way out before it died under there and stunk the place up.
Loud knocking on his front door made Owen start in surprise again. “Jesus.” He complained to the air. He started towards the front door making it halfway down the hall before he realized that he was still gripping that knife. He whirled around and returned the knife to the drawer before he trotted back towards the front door.
“Coming!” He yelled on the way down the hall.
Owen released the lock to the door and pulled it open to find himself confronted with a beautiful, blonde southern belle. Or whatever the present day version of southern belle was.
“Hi there.” He greeted her looking intrigued as his eyes passed over the treats she had brought him - other than herself it seemed. He scrubbed his hand through his hair and down his face suddenly realizing how intoxicated he really was. He was paranoid that she would be able to tell. “Is this the - uh- town welcoming squad?”
He smiled charmingly and gazed past her as if looking for the others that had come to welcome him.
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