Yes, it was super gross, but he didn't want her to freeze to death. ...Hm. Could she freeze to death? Arguably probably not, but it still seemed like it would be really uncomfortable. He didn't think he could either, but being wet was annoying.
Although he didn't like her implications about his mouth. She wasn't wrong; it had been some terrible places, not least of which was where it was now, but she didn't know that. And it sounded suspiciously like a dog joke. He didn't need to lick his own ass, he wanted to inform her. He had other people to do it for him.
Not that he would say that, even if he had a mouth that could form human language at the moment.
He watched her try and mostly fail to dry off. Humans couldn't exactly give a firm shake. It was unfortunate, really. He should probably just take her back sooner than later. If the wind chill wouldn't freeze her to death soaking wet, he could just make it a very fast trip so as to minimize her suffering.
He lowered her head into her hand, letting her give him a friendly pet. Her hands were tiny, but it was a good feeling. At her words, he plopped back down on the ground, looking pointedly at his back. Hopefully she was good at holding on.
Although he didn't like her implications about his mouth. She wasn't wrong; it had been some terrible places, not least of which was where it was now, but she didn't know that. And it sounded suspiciously like a dog joke. He didn't need to lick his own ass, he wanted to inform her. He had other people to do it for him.
Not that he would say that, even if he had a mouth that could form human language at the moment.
He watched her try and mostly fail to dry off. Humans couldn't exactly give a firm shake. It was unfortunate, really. He should probably just take her back sooner than later. If the wind chill wouldn't freeze her to death soaking wet, he could just make it a very fast trip so as to minimize her suffering.
He lowered her head into her hand, letting her give him a friendly pet. Her hands were tiny, but it was a good feeling. At her words, he plopped back down on the ground, looking pointedly at his back. Hopefully she was good at holding on.
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