"Wow. That is seriously disgusting." No wonder it grossed out so many people. Seriously, though, even if this guy was isolated that didn't mean he couldn't go through a Burger King drive through everyone once in a while. Those poor bastards have literally seen it all. Some rando wearing hooded robes that may or may not be concealing horns walking through the drive through would not be the weirdest thing they'd seen that DAY let alone over the course of their career. Plus, that way he might actually be able to visit more than one food group. Eating just roadkill all the time couldn't be healthy, even if he spent a ton of time as a giant dog.
Matt would grill him more about his dietary habits, but it was going to be hard to have a pleasant conversation while trying to dig a bullet out of a guy's rather muscular thigh. Idle chatter would probably be the way to go from this point out. Without trying to drag on the process any longer, he got to work, placing the scalpel to flesh with the forceps in his other hand on his search for the wayward bullet.
"Speaking of things that are seriously disgusting." Matt chattered to distract himself, mostly, since the dude he was currently cutting probably couldn't be distracted from the fact that he was, you know, being cut open. "What's up with your blood? You don't have to answer that, obviously, I just couldn't help but notice it's black. Kinda makes me wonder if it's just such a dark red because you've got a ton of iron and your blood is hyper-oxygenated, but you can transform into what basically amounts to a hellhound so who the fuck even knows, amiright?"
"If you need any medical supplies, you could hit me up." He offered easily while probing for the bullet and widening the incision site a bit more to accommodate his other tools. "Especially the good kinda painkillers. You probably don't need them often, but they're good to have around and have surprisingly versatile uses." Which he decided not to elaborate on at the moment.
"Guess you just struck me as the boy scout type." At this, Matt let out a triumphant noise as he felt metal close around significantly more deformed metal. He slowly, carefully drew the forceps out of the wound, finally looking up at his host with a grin as he held the silver bullet aloft. "If you wanna keep it you could probably get some money for it~" He said cheekily, dropping the bullet and scalpel onto the blanket in exchange for grabbing for the suture and needle drivers. "This isn't gonna be the prettiest set of sutures, but it'll heal faster anyway." He said cheerily as he set about closing the bullet wound he himself had created, poked at, and was now closing.
Matt would grill him more about his dietary habits, but it was going to be hard to have a pleasant conversation while trying to dig a bullet out of a guy's rather muscular thigh. Idle chatter would probably be the way to go from this point out. Without trying to drag on the process any longer, he got to work, placing the scalpel to flesh with the forceps in his other hand on his search for the wayward bullet.
"Speaking of things that are seriously disgusting." Matt chattered to distract himself, mostly, since the dude he was currently cutting probably couldn't be distracted from the fact that he was, you know, being cut open. "What's up with your blood? You don't have to answer that, obviously, I just couldn't help but notice it's black. Kinda makes me wonder if it's just such a dark red because you've got a ton of iron and your blood is hyper-oxygenated, but you can transform into what basically amounts to a hellhound so who the fuck even knows, amiright?"
"If you need any medical supplies, you could hit me up." He offered easily while probing for the bullet and widening the incision site a bit more to accommodate his other tools. "Especially the good kinda painkillers. You probably don't need them often, but they're good to have around and have surprisingly versatile uses." Which he decided not to elaborate on at the moment.
"Guess you just struck me as the boy scout type." At this, Matt let out a triumphant noise as he felt metal close around significantly more deformed metal. He slowly, carefully drew the forceps out of the wound, finally looking up at his host with a grin as he held the silver bullet aloft. "If you wanna keep it you could probably get some money for it~" He said cheekily, dropping the bullet and scalpel onto the blanket in exchange for grabbing for the suture and needle drivers. "This isn't gonna be the prettiest set of sutures, but it'll heal faster anyway." He said cheerily as he set about closing the bullet wound he himself had created, poked at, and was now closing.
The following 1 user Likes skiesofpurple's post: SolitareLee
« Next Oldest | Next Newest »
The Fox and the Hound [Closed] - by skiesofpurple - 03-26-2017, 05:47 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by skiesofpurple - 03-26-2017, 05:47 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by SolitareLee - 03-26-2017, 06:42 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by skiesofpurple - 03-26-2017, 07:40 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by SolitareLee - 03-26-2017, 07:55 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by skiesofpurple - 03-26-2017, 08:16 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by SolitareLee - 03-26-2017, 08:28 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by skiesofpurple - 03-26-2017, 08:44 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by SolitareLee - 03-26-2017, 08:51 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by skiesofpurple - 03-26-2017, 09:05 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by SolitareLee - 03-26-2017, 09:12 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by skiesofpurple - 03-26-2017, 09:28 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by SolitareLee - 03-26-2017, 09:39 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by skiesofpurple - 03-29-2017, 03:40 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by SolitareLee - 03-29-2017, 04:33 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by skiesofpurple - 03-30-2017, 08:22 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by SolitareLee - 03-30-2017, 08:53 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by skiesofpurple - 03-30-2017, 09:19 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by SolitareLee - 03-31-2017, 12:45 AM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by skiesofpurple - 04-01-2017, 12:20 AM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by SolitareLee - 04-01-2017, 12:30 AM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by skiesofpurple - 04-01-2017, 02:21 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by SolitareLee - 04-01-2017, 02:40 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by skiesofpurple - 04-01-2017, 04:46 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by SolitareLee - 04-01-2017, 04:56 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by skiesofpurple - 04-01-2017, 05:09 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by SolitareLee - 04-01-2017, 05:17 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by skiesofpurple - 04-01-2017, 05:32 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by SolitareLee - 04-01-2017, 05:41 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by skiesofpurple - 04-01-2017, 07:25 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by SolitareLee - 04-01-2017, 07:54 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by skiesofpurple - 04-01-2017, 11:46 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by SolitareLee - 04-02-2017, 12:09 AM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by skiesofpurple - 04-02-2017, 12:33 AM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by SolitareLee - 04-02-2017, 12:42 AM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by skiesofpurple - 04-02-2017, 01:08 AM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by SolitareLee - 04-02-2017, 01:46 AM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by skiesofpurple - 04-02-2017, 06:05 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by SolitareLee - 04-02-2017, 06:21 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by skiesofpurple - 04-02-2017, 06:59 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by SolitareLee - 04-02-2017, 08:13 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by skiesofpurple - 04-10-2017, 02:40 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound - by SolitareLee - 04-10-2017, 03:05 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound [Closed] - by skiesofpurple - 04-12-2017, 10:24 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound [Closed] - by SolitareLee - 04-12-2017, 11:45 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound [Closed] - by skiesofpurple - 04-13-2017, 01:06 AM
RE: The Fox and the Hound [Closed] - by SolitareLee - 04-13-2017, 01:39 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound [Closed] - by skiesofpurple - 04-13-2017, 03:24 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound [Closed] - by SolitareLee - 04-13-2017, 05:55 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound [Closed] - by skiesofpurple - 04-15-2017, 10:36 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound [Closed] - by SolitareLee - 04-16-2017, 03:40 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound [Closed] - by skiesofpurple - 04-23-2017, 04:53 AM
RE: The Fox and the Hound [Closed] - by SolitareLee - 04-23-2017, 01:11 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound [Closed] - by skiesofpurple - 04-23-2017, 01:29 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound [Closed] - by SolitareLee - 04-23-2017, 02:04 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound [Closed] - by skiesofpurple - 04-23-2017, 02:23 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound [Closed] - by SolitareLee - 04-23-2017, 02:38 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound [Closed] - by skiesofpurple - 04-23-2017, 03:35 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound [Closed] - by SolitareLee - 04-23-2017, 03:47 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound [Closed] - by skiesofpurple - 04-23-2017, 04:03 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound [Closed] - by SolitareLee - 04-23-2017, 04:11 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound [Closed] - by skiesofpurple - 04-23-2017, 04:36 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound [Closed] - by SolitareLee - 04-23-2017, 05:22 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound [Closed] - by skiesofpurple - 04-23-2017, 06:14 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound [Closed] - by SolitareLee - 04-23-2017, 06:24 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound [Closed] - by skiesofpurple - 04-23-2017, 07:15 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound [Closed] - by SolitareLee - 04-23-2017, 07:58 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound [Closed] - by skiesofpurple - 05-14-2017, 10:44 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound [Closed] - by SolitareLee - 05-14-2017, 11:50 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound [Closed] - by skiesofpurple - 01-13-2018, 11:07 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound [Closed] - by SolitareLee - 02-08-2019, 11:40 PM
RE: The Fox and the Hound [Closed] - by skiesofpurple - 11-09-2019, 02:35 AM