“Please to meet you Miss Julianna, I’m Renton Bell, Mr. Hart’s executive assistant. So sorry to bother you this morning.” He chimed politely and held up the file for her as explanation and paired it with that almost mock sort of exasperated look. The kind of look seen on an infomercial before the magic solution product was introduced. “Had to pick up the file he forgot this morning.”
He slapped the file back down against his thigh with a sigh. “No rest indeed, it seems.”
A tweet was flashing on the screen that the interviewer read off to Owen.
More profits for @CEOwen. More @Navy bombs killing babies in conflicts overseas. Win win, apparently? #disgusting #divest
“Your response,” the interviewer prompted.
Owen was sighed before taking a long sip of his coffee while he considered the answer.
“Look, here’s the thing,”
Somewhere in D.C. when Owen opened his response that way, a nervous executive assistant adjusted his glasses and whispered, “Oh no,” before sinking into bed next to the naked woman that same Owen had abandoned that morning. “Oh no.” He repeated. “Owen please. Don't say something stupid.”
“I’ve had to deal with this kind of critique my whole career. From over concerned upper middle class pearl clutchers - who - incidentally elect the same guys who start these wars so they can get some measily tax cut. And I’m the bad guy? Why? Because I happen to manage the company who makes the weapons. Lady, listen, I feel you. I really do. It’s a … terrible, terrible thing when civilians, children, are caught in the crossfire between nations at war. But you have to understand the way this kind of deal works. The government puts out for bids for a contract for a company, like Tac Industries, to make the weapons the military needs. Your elected officials and the generals decided they wanted these bombs. Not me. Not my competitors. We answer the bid. And the company who can complete the contract at the lowest asking price wins. Simple. You don’t like war? Then stop voting for it. But no, you know what, there’s no end to depravity in the world. So fine, I’ll be the boogeyman Mrs. White Picket Fence needs so she can sleep at night blissfully unaware how her lifestyle and political blindness directly contributes to the violence she claims to abhor. At least I’m honest with myself.”
After his harsh monologue, Owen took another drink of his coffee and looked to the interviewer who seemed shocked.
Renton reached for the remote control and flipped off the television. “I can’t - I can’t watch anymore of that.” He put his hand over his face with little care for smudging his glasses and shook his head. “The fall out - I won’t get anything done -”
His hand fell to the bed and Renton turned to look at Julianna, the naked woman he was sitting remarkably close to. He seemed content to ignore his future misery at work. “So, where are your clothes, honey?” He reached up and in an almost motherly sort of gesture, pushed Julianna’s hair behind her shoulder. “ Do you need me to get you a ride home? I’ll call the town car up for you.”
He slapped the file back down against his thigh with a sigh. “No rest indeed, it seems.”
A tweet was flashing on the screen that the interviewer read off to Owen.
More profits for @CEOwen. More @Navy bombs killing babies in conflicts overseas. Win win, apparently? #disgusting #divest
“Your response,” the interviewer prompted.
Owen was sighed before taking a long sip of his coffee while he considered the answer.
“Look, here’s the thing,”
Somewhere in D.C. when Owen opened his response that way, a nervous executive assistant adjusted his glasses and whispered, “Oh no,” before sinking into bed next to the naked woman that same Owen had abandoned that morning. “Oh no.” He repeated. “Owen please. Don't say something stupid.”
“I’ve had to deal with this kind of critique my whole career. From over concerned upper middle class pearl clutchers - who - incidentally elect the same guys who start these wars so they can get some measily tax cut. And I’m the bad guy? Why? Because I happen to manage the company who makes the weapons. Lady, listen, I feel you. I really do. It’s a … terrible, terrible thing when civilians, children, are caught in the crossfire between nations at war. But you have to understand the way this kind of deal works. The government puts out for bids for a contract for a company, like Tac Industries, to make the weapons the military needs. Your elected officials and the generals decided they wanted these bombs. Not me. Not my competitors. We answer the bid. And the company who can complete the contract at the lowest asking price wins. Simple. You don’t like war? Then stop voting for it. But no, you know what, there’s no end to depravity in the world. So fine, I’ll be the boogeyman Mrs. White Picket Fence needs so she can sleep at night blissfully unaware how her lifestyle and political blindness directly contributes to the violence she claims to abhor. At least I’m honest with myself.”
After his harsh monologue, Owen took another drink of his coffee and looked to the interviewer who seemed shocked.
Renton reached for the remote control and flipped off the television. “I can’t - I can’t watch anymore of that.” He put his hand over his face with little care for smudging his glasses and shook his head. “The fall out - I won’t get anything done -”
His hand fell to the bed and Renton turned to look at Julianna, the naked woman he was sitting remarkably close to. He seemed content to ignore his future misery at work. “So, where are your clothes, honey?” He reached up and in an almost motherly sort of gesture, pushed Julianna’s hair behind her shoulder. “ Do you need me to get you a ride home? I’ll call the town car up for you.”
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