Owen was quick to load himself up with food and began stuffing his mouth with hot pancakes as if that would allow him to avoid answering the questions. Maybe if he just ignored them, Darcy would cease and desist? It wasn’t happening that way as Julianna hit the ball into his court.
Owen washed the chewed and sweet pancakes down with a large gulp of hot coffee. His eyes bounced ike a tennis ball hit between players from Julianna to Darcy and back again. He itched at the corner of his eye and began with “uh well,” and then bought himself some more time while he took another drink of coffee.
He decided that going with as close to the truth as possible would spare him the work that flagrant lying required. When you told the truth there were no threads to keep track of that would bite you later.
“I went into the bank where she worked to take a shit and this busybody financer stopped me as if she knew I was there to blow up the place.” He smirked at Julianna and looked rather amused to have tied together potty talk and bombing puns. He pretty much expected his cleverness to be rewarded somehow. “Needless to say, I proceeded with my intended duties and somehow managed to sweep her off her feet.”
Look at that. Technically nothing was a lie. That was exactly what had happened and Owen was mighty mighty pleased with himself.
He popped a bit of bacon into his mouth and grinned at Darcy. “Romantic, eh? Aren’t you glad you asked?”
Owen washed the chewed and sweet pancakes down with a large gulp of hot coffee. His eyes bounced ike a tennis ball hit between players from Julianna to Darcy and back again. He itched at the corner of his eye and began with “uh well,” and then bought himself some more time while he took another drink of coffee.
He decided that going with as close to the truth as possible would spare him the work that flagrant lying required. When you told the truth there were no threads to keep track of that would bite you later.
“I went into the bank where she worked to take a shit and this busybody financer stopped me as if she knew I was there to blow up the place.” He smirked at Julianna and looked rather amused to have tied together potty talk and bombing puns. He pretty much expected his cleverness to be rewarded somehow. “Needless to say, I proceeded with my intended duties and somehow managed to sweep her off her feet.”
Look at that. Technically nothing was a lie. That was exactly what had happened and Owen was mighty mighty pleased with himself.
He popped a bit of bacon into his mouth and grinned at Darcy. “Romantic, eh? Aren’t you glad you asked?”
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