Renton startled at the sound of a voice behind him. A voice he recognized. The queen’s handmaiden. He spun around and managed a quick bow. “Lady Maeve!” He greeted her nervously, thinking only of the table top he’d ruined.
What could be worse than uninvited guests?
Ones that trashed the place while they were there.
Blue eyes darted towards the bird in question. He grabbed onto the word she had used to describe him. Nuisance. Yes, he could use that.
“Ah well, I’ve had an accident, you see.” Renton gestured to the burnt tabletop. It was hard to miss. “I was working on one of my experiments and this bird here. Well - I’m embarrassed to admit - he made a terrible squawk at me. It surprised me. And - well - you can see the result.”
He tsked at the bird.
“Luckily I was able to put the fire out before it spread.”
Renton finished his tall tale with another lie. Nevermind the fact that he had been petting the bird and feeding it treats when the handmaiden entered the room.
What could be worse than uninvited guests?
Ones that trashed the place while they were there.
Blue eyes darted towards the bird in question. He grabbed onto the word she had used to describe him. Nuisance. Yes, he could use that.
“Ah well, I’ve had an accident, you see.” Renton gestured to the burnt tabletop. It was hard to miss. “I was working on one of my experiments and this bird here. Well - I’m embarrassed to admit - he made a terrible squawk at me. It surprised me. And - well - you can see the result.”
He tsked at the bird.
“Luckily I was able to put the fire out before it spread.”
Renton finished his tall tale with another lie. Nevermind the fact that he had been petting the bird and feeding it treats when the handmaiden entered the room.
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