Grayson grunted his annoyance as he set the phone back down. How and why Lace garnered so much amusement from the idea of him with a tiny dog was lost on him. Luckily, he would never have to explain that the tiny dog was actually a tiny woman, and now lived with him. More or less. He would just keep the details to himself and hope that the Lieutenant forgot about the poodle altogether. Lace would lose her shit if she found out, not even in what he would consider the good way. She would be absolutely gleeful with such an unusual turn of events. She'd probably even... what was it? He had a hard time remembering all the strange, niche, buzzwords she used from spending to much time online.
Ship? Yeah, that sounded right. She'd probably ship Grayson x Tiny Poodle Woman for the rest of her days.
He was still stuck with the problem of what to feed her. Human-Aida liked bacon, but that didn't really feel like something he could expect a dog to live on. Was she capable of eating the same things she could as a human? Did he need to hide any chocolate and avocados for fear of finding her dead in the middle of the floor one night? He groaned again and rubbed his hands over his face, pushing his glasses out of the way and simply wallowing in his misfortune until he heard the TV come on in the living room.
His hands dropped and his glasses fell back into place, though somewhat askew. He stood from where he'd been sitting at the breakfast nook, and adjusted them as he walked to the fridge. She had mentioned something about ham the night before, if he recalled correctly.
It was absolutely ludicrous, he thought to himself moments later as he cutting a selection of ham and cheese into teacup poodle-bite-size pieces. Grayson was not an animal person, let alone a dog person. Additionally, if he was a dog person, he'd like to think he'd want something big and useful. Like a German Shepherd or a Siberian Husky.
When he appeared in the living room, he had with him a plate with the small-food assortment and a ramekin; a bottle of water was tucked under his arm. He wasn't completely sure about poodle-Aida being on the couch, but reprimanding her for it seemed like something human-Aida wouldn't let him live down. He set the plate and ramekin onto the coffee table, filling the ceramic bowl with water.
He also wasn't completely sure about what she was watching. He was tempted to ask, because he knew she could understand. He also knew she couldn't respond however, and that would just leave him feeling foolish. He gestured to the set up on the table.
"I didn't know if you were hungry, or whatever," he scratched at his beard awkwardly. "I guess we will have to talk about things for you to eat when you're a poodle, later." He regretted saying it, as he moved to sit in the middle of the couch. It made it sound like a permanent arrangement when he did.
Ship? Yeah, that sounded right. She'd probably ship Grayson x Tiny Poodle Woman for the rest of her days.
He was still stuck with the problem of what to feed her. Human-Aida liked bacon, but that didn't really feel like something he could expect a dog to live on. Was she capable of eating the same things she could as a human? Did he need to hide any chocolate and avocados for fear of finding her dead in the middle of the floor one night? He groaned again and rubbed his hands over his face, pushing his glasses out of the way and simply wallowing in his misfortune until he heard the TV come on in the living room.
His hands dropped and his glasses fell back into place, though somewhat askew. He stood from where he'd been sitting at the breakfast nook, and adjusted them as he walked to the fridge. She had mentioned something about ham the night before, if he recalled correctly.
It was absolutely ludicrous, he thought to himself moments later as he cutting a selection of ham and cheese into teacup poodle-bite-size pieces. Grayson was not an animal person, let alone a dog person. Additionally, if he was a dog person, he'd like to think he'd want something big and useful. Like a German Shepherd or a Siberian Husky.
When he appeared in the living room, he had with him a plate with the small-food assortment and a ramekin; a bottle of water was tucked under his arm. He wasn't completely sure about poodle-Aida being on the couch, but reprimanding her for it seemed like something human-Aida wouldn't let him live down. He set the plate and ramekin onto the coffee table, filling the ceramic bowl with water.
He also wasn't completely sure about what she was watching. He was tempted to ask, because he knew she could understand. He also knew she couldn't respond however, and that would just leave him feeling foolish. He gestured to the set up on the table.
"I didn't know if you were hungry, or whatever," he scratched at his beard awkwardly. "I guess we will have to talk about things for you to eat when you're a poodle, later." He regretted saying it, as he moved to sit in the middle of the couch. It made it sound like a permanent arrangement when he did.
I fear no fate (for you are my fate, my sweet) I want no world (for beautiful you are my world, my true) and it’s you are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing is you.
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