⚖» If I'd just explained in the first place why I didn't want to get in the water it wouldn't have happened.
⚖» But, yes, you should be sorry.
⚖» Very sorry.
⚖» How dare you be unbelievably gorgeous and take your clothes off where I can watch.
⚖» Absolutely the worst thing I can imagine happening on a date.
Ix wasn't aware that he was grinning, because he had a noted tendency to be more expressive when his face wasn't actually being looked at. He glanced toward the beach, where she was still looking very pretty. But cuter, now, with a patchy-haired dog all snuggled up in the sand and tentacles looking pleased. Or he thought they looked pleased. He couldn't always tell, yet.
⚖» I know when I hear about a woman showing her very attractive lingerie to her boyfriend, my first thought is, "wow, what an asshole"
⚖» Or
⚖» friend
⚖» date friend
⚖» person with whom she has a relationship that is not yet established as committed or monogamous and he completely understands if that is not something she is comfortable doing
⚖» I'm embarrassing myself on purpose to help get rid of this problem, that's what's happening right now.
⚖» If embarrassment were fatal to Siladen I would not have lived past infancy.
⚖» This very deliberate plan of mine is very effective so I will be out in a minute, unless you do something significantly sexier than your baseline sexiness before then.
He was still an idiot. But at least now he didn't think he was the kind of idiot that hurt his date's feelings and made her eyes go all dim. So. There was that.[/align]
⚖» But, yes, you should be sorry.
⚖» Very sorry.
⚖» How dare you be unbelievably gorgeous and take your clothes off where I can watch.
⚖» Absolutely the worst thing I can imagine happening on a date.
Ix wasn't aware that he was grinning, because he had a noted tendency to be more expressive when his face wasn't actually being looked at. He glanced toward the beach, where she was still looking very pretty. But cuter, now, with a patchy-haired dog all snuggled up in the sand and tentacles looking pleased. Or he thought they looked pleased. He couldn't always tell, yet.
⚖» I know when I hear about a woman showing her very attractive lingerie to her boyfriend, my first thought is, "wow, what an asshole"
⚖» Or
⚖» friend
⚖» date friend
⚖» person with whom she has a relationship that is not yet established as committed or monogamous and he completely understands if that is not something she is comfortable doing
⚖» I'm embarrassing myself on purpose to help get rid of this problem, that's what's happening right now.
⚖» If embarrassment were fatal to Siladen I would not have lived past infancy.
⚖» This very deliberate plan of mine is very effective so I will be out in a minute, unless you do something significantly sexier than your baseline sexiness before then.
He was still an idiot. But at least now he didn't think he was the kind of idiot that hurt his date's feelings and made her eyes go all dim. So. There was that.[/align]
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