"..and then they fucked"
because megan is terrible at smut.
ANYWAY
has it really been almost 300 posts?!
because megan is terrible at smut.
ANYWAY
has it really been almost 300 posts?!
I fear no fate (for you are my fate, my sweet) I want no world (for beautiful you are my world, my true) and it’s you are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing is you.
120 pages/posts of archived Wisteria and Violets, plus 100 posts in Alonimi Wisteria and Violets, plus however many posts we had in Radius on Tentacl before that.
Fortunately, I am the expert at weird alien tentacle sex. Insofar as that can be considered fortunate. Uh. Look I'm just going to write weird and maybe sexy stuff and if you ever want to tap out the safeword is that one picture of Yelling Bird.
Actually, that now applies to all of my roleplays. Anytime anyone wants to just skip to fluff or whatever they can just post Yelling Bird.
<img>http://i.imgur.com/paPjrHq.png</img>
Fortunately, I am the expert at weird alien tentacle sex. Insofar as that can be considered fortunate. Uh. Look I'm just going to write weird and maybe sexy stuff and if you ever want to tap out the safeword is that one picture of Yelling Bird.
Actually, that now applies to all of my roleplays. Anytime anyone wants to just skip to fluff or whatever they can just post Yelling Bird.
<img>http://i.imgur.com/paPjrHq.png</img>
Admittedly, I was just going to piggyback on Kitty's Smut Skillz and sort of limp my way along behind you.
I fear no fate (for you are my fate, my sweet) I want no world (for beautiful you are my world, my true) and it’s you are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing is you.
It can't be harder than writing about a dude with an orchid dick! Although shoutout to past me for writing a story where someone named Dean fucked an angel with a tentacle wang, I guess.
Reenactment of a conversation I had with my husband:
"SHE WROTE A STORY ABOUT A GUY WITH GENITALS THAT SHE DESCRIBED AS LOOKING LIKE A GHOST ORCHID. WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO."
*aggressively googles pictures of ghost orchids for emphasis*
"SHE WROTE A STORY ABOUT A GUY WITH GENITALS THAT SHE DESCRIBED AS LOOKING LIKE A GHOST ORCHID. WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO."
*aggressively googles pictures of ghost orchids for emphasis*
I fear no fate (for you are my fate, my sweet) I want no world (for beautiful you are my world, my true) and it’s you are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing is you.
We don't have an emoticon that properly expresses my mad scientist cackle. Literally I just tried to figure out the weirdest looking flower that could also feasibly be used to penetrate a person. I'm like a reverse O'Keefe, turning flowers into cocks. Considering Nadine's various bases of comparison, Grayson should be super-flattered that she's into his totally ordinary human dick. Although she will probably not tell him that. "Okay, well, on a scale of one to ten, where one is a semi-autonomous exploding dildo and ten is the divine tentacle dick of an angel..."
I should add a survey to Wisteria and Violets. "was this weird dick worth the wait y/n"
I actually think about what Nadine sees in Grayson('s penis) all the time.
Just an asshole with a plain ol' dick.
No appeal.
Just an asshole with a plain ol' dick.
No appeal.
I fear no fate (for you are my fate, my sweet) I want no world (for beautiful you are my world, my true) and it’s you are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing is you.
You'd think crazy magical hunks would have raised her standards but actually multiple attempted murders have lowered them.
I can see that.
Grayson's dick definitely isn't there to murder her.
So, bonus points.
Grayson's dick definitely isn't there to murder her.
So, bonus points.
I fear no fate (for you are my fate, my sweet) I want no world (for beautiful you are my world, my true) and it’s you are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing is you.
"So if I'm 5'2", and my desk is about here on me..." - me using my desk as height reference for literally everything that has ever existed
*totally mature giggling*
Dreams come in a size too big so we can grow into them.
SHOULD I BUY THESE DRESSES?
http://search.torrid.com/search#w=her%20universe
I'm really tempted because they are buy one get one 50%, free shipping for memorial day and I get 10% for being vip status.
?????
http://search.torrid.com/search#w=her%20universe
I'm really tempted because they are buy one get one 50%, free shipping for memorial day and I get 10% for being vip status.
?????
I fear no fate (for you are my fate, my sweet) I want no world (for beautiful you are my world, my true) and it’s you are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing is you.
NVM!
They are out of stock in my size /shrug
that solves that
They are out of stock in my size /shrug
that solves that
I fear no fate (for you are my fate, my sweet) I want no world (for beautiful you are my world, my true) and it’s you are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing is you.
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