"Hunting isn't difficult," Sparta said with a sigh. "If there weren't a giant fucking dragon here, I'd probably already be covered with squirrels. I just find it unpleasant. Fruits, maybe. You can at least cover more ground. Not that any amount of fruit would be enough to get me through the winter. I actually don't think you can produce as much value as you just cost me, but whatever. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that you'll probably be more than happy to help me even after I answer your dumb questions. Just like, a guess on my part, but I'm assuming you'll take any excuse to stick around." He sighed, a long, drawn out thing that carried more decades of exhaustion than he'd been alive.
"But I think you're maybe skipping over a few important steps in your extremely dumb plan. How much gold do you even need? And how in God's name were you intending on trading anything for it? Putting aside how much stuff you'd need to get even a single gold coin, let alone a lot of it, you are, at present, a dragon. You can't go into a town. Before you even dream to suggest it, yes, I could get it, if I wanted, but I don't, and I think you'd find anything to do with me morally repugnant. Also, again, and I cannot emphasize this enough, I don't want to." The last thing he needed was to get into trouble because of this stupid shitty fucking dragon. He avoided towns at all costs, even small ones, because they carried stories better than caravans, and also because mobs formed more naturally there, as well.
"But I think you're maybe skipping over a few important steps in your extremely dumb plan. How much gold do you even need? And how in God's name were you intending on trading anything for it? Putting aside how much stuff you'd need to get even a single gold coin, let alone a lot of it, you are, at present, a dragon. You can't go into a town. Before you even dream to suggest it, yes, I could get it, if I wanted, but I don't, and I think you'd find anything to do with me morally repugnant. Also, again, and I cannot emphasize this enough, I don't want to." The last thing he needed was to get into trouble because of this stupid shitty fucking dragon. He avoided towns at all costs, even small ones, because they carried stories better than caravans, and also because mobs formed more naturally there, as well.
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