"No you're--wait. An actual dragon?" Sparta was not in the habit of cloaking his emotions, having never once in his life had a need to, but this would have left him visibly baffled regardless. "That's stupid. Why would you be an actual dragon? There aren't any of those around, just the weird one in Aeris. No one's like, even seen another one, not for like, forever." Just having the one around was kind of a big deal, frankly. "And you were an elf like thirty seconds ago. Although actually," he admitted, "if dragons can do that, it would explain a lot of the rumors about Aeris."
Sparta kicked him again, several times, once he was released, ostensibly in the process of wiggling away. They weren't particularly aggressive kicks, fueled by spite more than anything else. "Dragons aren't immune to magic," he said dryly. "Kind of the opposite, actually, that's the only way to do any real damage." Anyone in Crithe knew that, probably, even those who hadn't been interested in knights and heroes. "If you're a real dragon, you should probably know that before some knight runs you through with a magic blade, yeah? If you're resistant, more power to you, but if I were you, I'd question that line of thought, considering you just chased me into the woods supposedly over one fucking bag of cheese.
"No, obviously I can't fucking control it. One, it's a curse, two, who'd use magic that powerful to steal cheese from some randos? Do you have a brain in that head, or is it like, coal for firepower? If I was capable of casting that kind of magic, I could sell my services to a king or become an evil wizard with dozens of thralls or something," he said, rolling his eyes.
Sparta kicked him again, several times, once he was released, ostensibly in the process of wiggling away. They weren't particularly aggressive kicks, fueled by spite more than anything else. "Dragons aren't immune to magic," he said dryly. "Kind of the opposite, actually, that's the only way to do any real damage." Anyone in Crithe knew that, probably, even those who hadn't been interested in knights and heroes. "If you're a real dragon, you should probably know that before some knight runs you through with a magic blade, yeah? If you're resistant, more power to you, but if I were you, I'd question that line of thought, considering you just chased me into the woods supposedly over one fucking bag of cheese.
"No, obviously I can't fucking control it. One, it's a curse, two, who'd use magic that powerful to steal cheese from some randos? Do you have a brain in that head, or is it like, coal for firepower? If I was capable of casting that kind of magic, I could sell my services to a king or become an evil wizard with dozens of thralls or something," he said, rolling his eyes.
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