"Oh yeaaaaaah, why would I think that of some dude who turned into a dragon to hunt me down rather than let me walk off with a single bag of furs and some cheese," Sparta said, rolling his eyes. How much of his attitude was bravado to cover his fear at the sight of fire, he'd never say. "Please stop fucking pretending this is some righteous indignation over cheese. They gave it to me, and you're fooling literally no one, anyway! It's exhausting to watch you act sooooo offended. Like, oh my God, get over yourself, you're a monster, I'm very terrified. Can you just not get it up if I don't cower or something, is that what has you so upset? You caught me in the wrong mood for it, fuckhead, I'm just too goddamn hungry to put up with the psycho-of-the-day's bullshit."
He rolled his eyes again, kicking, not even to harm, at the would-be dragon's underbelly. "You took one fucking look at me and were this obsessed. Why do you think nothing else would be? I swear to God, how are you this dumb? Rambling on about magic like you have a fucking clue what's going on. Do you think I cast a spell on you, is that it? You're pissed because you think I cast Charm Person? Fucking please. People love me. That includes monsters, unfortunately for both of us, and it also includes everything else. Eventually, something will show up whose reaction to love is protectiveness and not psychopathic sadism. Might even be those caravanners you like to pretend you're soooo fond of, like they'd want anything to do with you after you turned into a fucking dragon to chase down and torture some kid they all adore."
He rolled his eyes again, kicking, not even to harm, at the would-be dragon's underbelly. "You took one fucking look at me and were this obsessed. Why do you think nothing else would be? I swear to God, how are you this dumb? Rambling on about magic like you have a fucking clue what's going on. Do you think I cast a spell on you, is that it? You're pissed because you think I cast Charm Person? Fucking please. People love me. That includes monsters, unfortunately for both of us, and it also includes everything else. Eventually, something will show up whose reaction to love is protectiveness and not psychopathic sadism. Might even be those caravanners you like to pretend you're soooo fond of, like they'd want anything to do with you after you turned into a fucking dragon to chase down and torture some kid they all adore."
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