It was the tone of voice that actually made Sparta pause and pay attention. Hostility wasn't something he never heard, after all, and it came right before some very bad things.
He wrinkled his nose in disgust at the man, no attempt made to keep his feelings off his face. "Yeah, no shit. Trading caravans are better because they don't have people like you in them. Sick fuck. Look at everyone around you; see how they're acting? They want to give me things. They want to see me happy. They want to take care of me. You don't feel that way, do you? I bet you feel something else. Let me guess, you're feeling like I owe you something for existing and making you feel the way you're feeling? Like it's my fault; like I owe you. Do me a favor and next time, stick with the bandits so I can avoid you."
He gestured again at the people nearby, several of whose own body language had gotten as hostile as the... elf? Fuck, what was an elf doing with humans? Ugh, twisted fuck had probably gotten thrown out. Elves didn't have a lot of tolerance for those attitudes. "By all means, go ahead, assault me in front of all of them. You're pretty strong, but there's a lot more of them. Scream about magic or whatever bullshit you think is making you feel gay for five seconds, but they're not going to listen. Do yourself a favor and just let me take my shit and leave. In twenty minutes it'll be like I was never here, and you can rationalize in peace with everyone else."
He glanced over at Carl, one of the people who had gone stiff when the elf had leaned over him. "Hey friend, forget the horse. This guy is making me super uncomfortable. Can I just get a bag?"
He wrinkled his nose in disgust at the man, no attempt made to keep his feelings off his face. "Yeah, no shit. Trading caravans are better because they don't have people like you in them. Sick fuck. Look at everyone around you; see how they're acting? They want to give me things. They want to see me happy. They want to take care of me. You don't feel that way, do you? I bet you feel something else. Let me guess, you're feeling like I owe you something for existing and making you feel the way you're feeling? Like it's my fault; like I owe you. Do me a favor and next time, stick with the bandits so I can avoid you."
He gestured again at the people nearby, several of whose own body language had gotten as hostile as the... elf? Fuck, what was an elf doing with humans? Ugh, twisted fuck had probably gotten thrown out. Elves didn't have a lot of tolerance for those attitudes. "By all means, go ahead, assault me in front of all of them. You're pretty strong, but there's a lot more of them. Scream about magic or whatever bullshit you think is making you feel gay for five seconds, but they're not going to listen. Do yourself a favor and just let me take my shit and leave. In twenty minutes it'll be like I was never here, and you can rationalize in peace with everyone else."
He glanced over at Carl, one of the people who had gone stiff when the elf had leaned over him. "Hey friend, forget the horse. This guy is making me super uncomfortable. Can I just get a bag?"
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