Honestly, Bridget would have been fine with a girl on top of her. It wasn't... ideal, admittedly. It was pretty embarrassing, but it was the manageable kind of embarrassment, the kind you could laugh off with extenuating circumstances. She could even deal with the image of Tiff straddling her stomach, petals falling from her hair, clothing half falling off. It could be... managed. When a petal landed on her nose, she even sneezed, the least sexy thing imaginable. And there were children, most of whom she knew, demonstrably un-sexy things in and off themselves. It was doable. It was.
But then Tiff decided to say that!
Bridget's brain skipped straight over every sensible thing to do or say, and landed squarely on aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. She fully short circuited, and wouldn't honestly have been able to tell anyone, later, exactly why she did what she did, other than that she panicked and needed this to not be happening. Eyes wide, she grabbed Tiff around the waist and... threw her. To the King.
It was. Not a reasonable thing to do. She regretted it even as she was doing it. That was not the way to convince a small woman with a complex about it that she wasn't a big strong jerk!!! She was a woman, not a fucking hot potato! Whyyyyyy. Of all things, why this?! Bridget didn't know, but Tiff was still arcing smoothly through the air directly to the King.
But then Tiff decided to say that!
Bridget's brain skipped straight over every sensible thing to do or say, and landed squarely on aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. She fully short circuited, and wouldn't honestly have been able to tell anyone, later, exactly why she did what she did, other than that she panicked and needed this to not be happening. Eyes wide, she grabbed Tiff around the waist and... threw her. To the King.
It was. Not a reasonable thing to do. She regretted it even as she was doing it. That was not the way to convince a small woman with a complex about it that she wasn't a big strong jerk!!! She was a woman, not a fucking hot potato! Whyyyyyy. Of all things, why this?! Bridget didn't know, but Tiff was still arcing smoothly through the air directly to the King.
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