Ren flushed at the accusation of attraction, but she flushed far more when he laced his fingers with hers again, a different kind of flush. She would have liked it even more if he hadn't been wearing gloves. She didn't get much, if any, skin-on-skin contact if it didn't involve Gareth's dick. They weren't the hand-holding type. It wouldn't have been work-appropriate even if they were, probably, and also she was criminal scum et cetera et cetera.
All this talk of being his, in combination with hand-holding, was having funny effects on her. Her stomach flip-flopped, although she was willing to blame that on how fast she'd inhaled a turkey leg half the size of her head. She knew he didn't mean it that way. He meant it literally, as in she was his property as a member of the King's Guard. It wasn't as nice as it sounded.
"Well, then, we need to get me a drink," she suggested. "A strong one, so people will know I'm an adult." She paused, narrowing her eyes with consideration. That might just make him look like an even shittier person, come to think of it, but after a point that ship had sailed.
He had a point about heights. She'd be limited to dwarves and halflings and the like. And dwarves were, as far as she knew, all vegans, so that wouldn't last longer than the first date. She'd been hungry for too much of her life to ever give up meat.
"Of course she's one o' yours," Ren said dryly. "She's hot as hell, why wouldn't she be." She didn't even know why she was surprised at this point. The farm thing wasn't surprising, either. She had the arms for it. And the legs. Phew. It wasn't until Gareth turned a bit that Ren caught sight of the tail, which brought up new questions she didn't feel comfortable asking. "Anyway, I can be firm sometimes, but I might not need to if someone else was there." He would probably take that to imply him, although she was thinking of Gareth at the moment. She didn't know what would be better, bullying someone that strong, or having two people that strong bully her. Both were great, as she'd learned with Avi and Gareth.
"If callin' each other cousin meant anythin' familial to an elf, we'd run outta elves," Ren informed him with a snort. "It's more like... the kinda vibe y'give off. Elves live for a real long time, yeah? So everyone jus' winds up bein' aunt so-n-so or grandpa so-n-so. Cuz is practically default. I was niblin' for a while. Took me forever to figure out it was cause they had no idea if I was a boy or a girl. I thought they just meant I was small enough to eat, or maybe cause I was always chewin' on an apple core when they saw me." It wasn't as funny of a joke around the King who probably fully intended to eat her alive at some point.
Still. In the meantime, fried cake! She took one of the three being proffered and once again bit in without even beginning to let it cool. It was hot and disgustingly sweet and more sugar than she'd probably had in her life at that point. She could almost feel herself begin to vibrate.
"This might be th' best fuckin' day of my life, yer..." she trailed off abruptly, trying to figure out what in god's name to call him when they were under cover.
"He hasn't, and now I'm curious and kinda worried," Bree said. Transforming from big to small to big to small got her stuck in unfortunate places a few times too many. Unlike the King, she could pop back and forth pretty easily, but sometimes she ran out of juice and got stuck and couldn't get back outside to recharge. It was. Well. It'd had an impact. The King had found out in the most embarrassing way anyone could find out such a thing, and Gareth was right. It was only a matter of time. She made a decision then and there to mention the chair thing. She had no idea what it meant; it seemed kind of tame by the King's standards, frankly. But if it was going to happen eventually, she was for sure getting a raise out of it. The King had no grasp on what was an appropriate wage, and she adored that about him.
He did, in fact, get smacked over the head for that one, at roughly fifty percent power. Only so hard because he had an incredibly thick skull. "I'm gonna grab your hair like reins if you keep that up," she warned him with a grin, giving it a little demonstrative tug. "See if I can steer you from up here."
When the blanket was brought, she shifted, putting her hands on his shoulders and doing a quick handstand before jumping off. It was all terribly unnecessary, but she did a lot to stay in shape now that she was a librarian and not a farmer, and she liked to be appreciated. She ran over to grab the opposite corner, and sure enough, people flooded to their location, grabbing sides of the blanket. Bridget hunted for a likely victim in the crowd before grabbing someone young looking who probably hadn't gotten to enjoy it before. Lifting them by the belt, she tossed them gently onto the center of the blanket.
"Alright!" she cheered, beginning to pull the blanket taunt. "Let's really get this party started, eh?"
All this talk of being his, in combination with hand-holding, was having funny effects on her. Her stomach flip-flopped, although she was willing to blame that on how fast she'd inhaled a turkey leg half the size of her head. She knew he didn't mean it that way. He meant it literally, as in she was his property as a member of the King's Guard. It wasn't as nice as it sounded.
"Well, then, we need to get me a drink," she suggested. "A strong one, so people will know I'm an adult." She paused, narrowing her eyes with consideration. That might just make him look like an even shittier person, come to think of it, but after a point that ship had sailed.
He had a point about heights. She'd be limited to dwarves and halflings and the like. And dwarves were, as far as she knew, all vegans, so that wouldn't last longer than the first date. She'd been hungry for too much of her life to ever give up meat.
"Of course she's one o' yours," Ren said dryly. "She's hot as hell, why wouldn't she be." She didn't even know why she was surprised at this point. The farm thing wasn't surprising, either. She had the arms for it. And the legs. Phew. It wasn't until Gareth turned a bit that Ren caught sight of the tail, which brought up new questions she didn't feel comfortable asking. "Anyway, I can be firm sometimes, but I might not need to if someone else was there." He would probably take that to imply him, although she was thinking of Gareth at the moment. She didn't know what would be better, bullying someone that strong, or having two people that strong bully her. Both were great, as she'd learned with Avi and Gareth.
"If callin' each other cousin meant anythin' familial to an elf, we'd run outta elves," Ren informed him with a snort. "It's more like... the kinda vibe y'give off. Elves live for a real long time, yeah? So everyone jus' winds up bein' aunt so-n-so or grandpa so-n-so. Cuz is practically default. I was niblin' for a while. Took me forever to figure out it was cause they had no idea if I was a boy or a girl. I thought they just meant I was small enough to eat, or maybe cause I was always chewin' on an apple core when they saw me." It wasn't as funny of a joke around the King who probably fully intended to eat her alive at some point.
Still. In the meantime, fried cake! She took one of the three being proffered and once again bit in without even beginning to let it cool. It was hot and disgustingly sweet and more sugar than she'd probably had in her life at that point. She could almost feel herself begin to vibrate.
"This might be th' best fuckin' day of my life, yer..." she trailed off abruptly, trying to figure out what in god's name to call him when they were under cover.
"He hasn't, and now I'm curious and kinda worried," Bree said. Transforming from big to small to big to small got her stuck in unfortunate places a few times too many. Unlike the King, she could pop back and forth pretty easily, but sometimes she ran out of juice and got stuck and couldn't get back outside to recharge. It was. Well. It'd had an impact. The King had found out in the most embarrassing way anyone could find out such a thing, and Gareth was right. It was only a matter of time. She made a decision then and there to mention the chair thing. She had no idea what it meant; it seemed kind of tame by the King's standards, frankly. But if it was going to happen eventually, she was for sure getting a raise out of it. The King had no grasp on what was an appropriate wage, and she adored that about him.
He did, in fact, get smacked over the head for that one, at roughly fifty percent power. Only so hard because he had an incredibly thick skull. "I'm gonna grab your hair like reins if you keep that up," she warned him with a grin, giving it a little demonstrative tug. "See if I can steer you from up here."
When the blanket was brought, she shifted, putting her hands on his shoulders and doing a quick handstand before jumping off. It was all terribly unnecessary, but she did a lot to stay in shape now that she was a librarian and not a farmer, and she liked to be appreciated. She ran over to grab the opposite corner, and sure enough, people flooded to their location, grabbing sides of the blanket. Bridget hunted for a likely victim in the crowd before grabbing someone young looking who probably hadn't gotten to enjoy it before. Lifting them by the belt, she tossed them gently onto the center of the blanket.
"Alright!" she cheered, beginning to pull the blanket taunt. "Let's really get this party started, eh?"
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