"No, my boss is a giant prick of an accountant with a boner fer law 'n' order, not some fuckin'... lumberjack-farmer with a wolf an' a wizard tower in the woods!" This was all very upsetting. He was wearing a sweater and simple slacks and standing barefoot in the grass and she was naked in a King's cloak and covered in rats. No part of this was correct. Well, except the rats.
"Five rats ain't a problem. Five rats is perfectly reasonable. D'you have any idea how many rats live at yer place o' work at this point?" She scowled, as if she could read his mind. "I mean it. Don't even think it. I'll know. If ya wanna talk to me about yer rat insecurities, I can tell 'em where not t'poop and y'can live together real happy-like. Or I can take him back with me, but I'd rather not cause frankly he lives a lot better out here diggin' around yer compost pile. They're not goin' back in the woods; it's gettin' into fall and they need t'be warm for the winter. Don't be a shit about it."
Byron squeaked, tilting his head, and she turned to give him a little kiss on the side of his adorable fat rat face. He was a sweetie. Of course he was. Leave it to Gareth to even get the nice rats. It was all so domestic that she felt kind of sick. Sick and definitely nothing else. She glanced over his shoulder at the house, feeling a pang of something she hated. She distracted herself by pulling his flannel on under the King's cloak. It smelled like him. She made an active effort not to sniff at the collar. It also hung down past her knees. They must have made it for him, because elves didn't come this big. The rats scurried underneath it almost the second she had it on.
"Are you gonna eat his sheep?" she asked the King. It was anyone's guess whether she was for or against sheep eating, or just curious.
"Five rats ain't a problem. Five rats is perfectly reasonable. D'you have any idea how many rats live at yer place o' work at this point?" She scowled, as if she could read his mind. "I mean it. Don't even think it. I'll know. If ya wanna talk to me about yer rat insecurities, I can tell 'em where not t'poop and y'can live together real happy-like. Or I can take him back with me, but I'd rather not cause frankly he lives a lot better out here diggin' around yer compost pile. They're not goin' back in the woods; it's gettin' into fall and they need t'be warm for the winter. Don't be a shit about it."
Byron squeaked, tilting his head, and she turned to give him a little kiss on the side of his adorable fat rat face. He was a sweetie. Of course he was. Leave it to Gareth to even get the nice rats. It was all so domestic that she felt kind of sick. Sick and definitely nothing else. She glanced over his shoulder at the house, feeling a pang of something she hated. She distracted herself by pulling his flannel on under the King's cloak. It smelled like him. She made an active effort not to sniff at the collar. It also hung down past her knees. They must have made it for him, because elves didn't come this big. The rats scurried underneath it almost the second she had it on.
"Are you gonna eat his sheep?" she asked the King. It was anyone's guess whether she was for or against sheep eating, or just curious.
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