"My semen isn't flammable—and no, you can't check. Making potions out of it isn't going to make me more amenable to watching you self-immolate, and I don't know why you think it would."
The King found this all amusing, but resisted the temptation to nose at the small and blushing human. "I will send someone to see her," he said. "She is hardly the first." All she really needed was someone to wrap it so that it healed properly. Not exactly dangerous. The King knew several people, now, who were experts in their ability to discreetly bandage a flailing idiot before sending them on their way.
Why flailing was such an ingrained human instinct, he could not imagine. It seemed to hurt them more than it ever helped.
"I'm never going to be happy about you being injured," Gareth said seriously. Still, he let her go and collected the basket of food and the abandoned brushes.
The King, when he became impatient, picked her up and set her down in the larger basket while waiting for Gareth. Only when Gareth was situated—wrapped irritably in a series of three different blankets—did the King pick them up and take a great leap off the edge of the mountain. He dove longer than necessary before unfurling his wings and letting them catch the air, gliding back in the general direction of the castle.
He moved in wide, sweeping arcs instead of a straight line. That city-state they'd passed earlier was lit up with crystals of the kind that had emerged from the stone in the hot spring, all their artificial rivers aglow. He sent out another greeting flare, because it felt polite.
The invisible border of Aeris came and went, fires going up in small villages and at isolated farms. The King took a detour toward a lake he'd previously ignored, where the earth fell low in the middle of a forest. From ground level, the lake wouldn't even be visible from outside the trees; small roads wound through, not visible from the sky. He followed the coast of it, which couldn't be called a beach—too many trees, too much stone, not enough sand.
He landed in a clearing full of wildflowers, marred by a tall and crooked cabin nestled in the trees. Half of it was almost a regular cabin, aside from being built to a larger scale than most, the roof twelve feet tall at its lowest. The other half was a tower with shingled siding, going upward and then left and then upward again, defying sensible physics. The roof of the tower was a sharp conical spire, the peak of which crooked in the opposite direction. Vines climbed the sides of it, and the porch was railed in by gnarled branches, decorated with suncatchers and wind chimes. Flowers and herbs grew in abundance all around it. Further out were patches of pumpkin and other squash, and several chickens mulled about, their black feathers sticking straight out like fluff and covering even their own eyes. Their coop was a wooden arch like an upturned boat. A fat sheep with white wool and a black face nibbled on clover, unperturbed by the arrival of a dragon. A long-haired goat, black in the front and white in the back, seemed to be considering ramming him. They both wore large bells tied with embroidered ribbons around their necks. The stable was empty.
"Now you may retrieve pants," the King said magnanimously.
The King found this all amusing, but resisted the temptation to nose at the small and blushing human. "I will send someone to see her," he said. "She is hardly the first." All she really needed was someone to wrap it so that it healed properly. Not exactly dangerous. The King knew several people, now, who were experts in their ability to discreetly bandage a flailing idiot before sending them on their way.
Why flailing was such an ingrained human instinct, he could not imagine. It seemed to hurt them more than it ever helped.
"I'm never going to be happy about you being injured," Gareth said seriously. Still, he let her go and collected the basket of food and the abandoned brushes.
The King, when he became impatient, picked her up and set her down in the larger basket while waiting for Gareth. Only when Gareth was situated—wrapped irritably in a series of three different blankets—did the King pick them up and take a great leap off the edge of the mountain. He dove longer than necessary before unfurling his wings and letting them catch the air, gliding back in the general direction of the castle.
He moved in wide, sweeping arcs instead of a straight line. That city-state they'd passed earlier was lit up with crystals of the kind that had emerged from the stone in the hot spring, all their artificial rivers aglow. He sent out another greeting flare, because it felt polite.
The invisible border of Aeris came and went, fires going up in small villages and at isolated farms. The King took a detour toward a lake he'd previously ignored, where the earth fell low in the middle of a forest. From ground level, the lake wouldn't even be visible from outside the trees; small roads wound through, not visible from the sky. He followed the coast of it, which couldn't be called a beach—too many trees, too much stone, not enough sand.
He landed in a clearing full of wildflowers, marred by a tall and crooked cabin nestled in the trees. Half of it was almost a regular cabin, aside from being built to a larger scale than most, the roof twelve feet tall at its lowest. The other half was a tower with shingled siding, going upward and then left and then upward again, defying sensible physics. The roof of the tower was a sharp conical spire, the peak of which crooked in the opposite direction. Vines climbed the sides of it, and the porch was railed in by gnarled branches, decorated with suncatchers and wind chimes. Flowers and herbs grew in abundance all around it. Further out were patches of pumpkin and other squash, and several chickens mulled about, their black feathers sticking straight out like fluff and covering even their own eyes. Their coop was a wooden arch like an upturned boat. A fat sheep with white wool and a black face nibbled on clover, unperturbed by the arrival of a dragon. A long-haired goat, black in the front and white in the back, seemed to be considering ramming him. They both wore large bells tied with embroidered ribbons around their necks. The stable was empty.
"Now you may retrieve pants," the King said magnanimously.
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