"Ugh." Gareth had been trying not to think about the ride home. It would feel even colder now that they'd been in this hot water for so long. "Even after we get back and change, I'll have to ride home in jizz-pants," he realized. "My options are a blanket or jizz-pants."
"I have pants," the King said.
"Not that fit me."
"I have skirts."
"Those might fit me, but I can't ride sidesaddle. I'll just have to spill engine grease all over myself and hope no one notices, or something." He'd started keeping spare clothes in his office, but those had already been ruined this week and he hadn't replaced them. He'd been distracted trying to express to Ren how very much she could not fuck around when meeting the King.
Irony was stupid.
"That's not universal," Gareth said, because most of the humans who beheld the King were not overwhelmed with climbing-based desires. More running-based.
"Perhaps more common among those whose company I keep," the King mused, and Gareth blushed a little.
He wanted, in an odd way, to show Ren the sunset.
"We must leave before dark falls," the King said, rising out of the water one last time. He shook the water from his scales. All of the fun things in the capital happened at night, after all. Gareth brushed off his hands as Ren finished off her sandwich, wincing as he pulled himself out of the water. It was fucking cold. He offered Ren his hands to help her stand.
"I have pants," the King said.
"Not that fit me."
"I have skirts."
"Those might fit me, but I can't ride sidesaddle. I'll just have to spill engine grease all over myself and hope no one notices, or something." He'd started keeping spare clothes in his office, but those had already been ruined this week and he hadn't replaced them. He'd been distracted trying to express to Ren how very much she could not fuck around when meeting the King.
Irony was stupid.
"That's not universal," Gareth said, because most of the humans who beheld the King were not overwhelmed with climbing-based desires. More running-based.
"Perhaps more common among those whose company I keep," the King mused, and Gareth blushed a little.
He wanted, in an odd way, to show Ren the sunset.
"We must leave before dark falls," the King said, rising out of the water one last time. He shook the water from his scales. All of the fun things in the capital happened at night, after all. Gareth brushed off his hands as Ren finished off her sandwich, wincing as he pulled himself out of the water. It was fucking cold. He offered Ren his hands to help her stand.
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