Kari wrinkled his nose in disgust at the story, a sharp contrast to the sensations tingling out from his hand. "Ew, don't tell me creepy stories about robotic sex slavery and weird rich fetishists while you're emitting Sensual Vibes into my fingers. I'm gonna feel like a creeper by association." He paused, considering. "Guess I did kind of call the sex thing early on, though."
"So, they tried to make a brainfucker and accidentally made a brainfucker. Kind of ironic. I'm not really an AI expert, but I feel like if you accidentally create sentience, you were probably fucking around in places you shouldn't have been, anyway."
"Kari?" came Xotll's voice, startling Kari out of his thoughts. "Is your friend here to meet Grilka?"
"Well, eventually, probably, but ey's--"
"Definitely coming here."
"What!" Kari exclaimed. "But eir meeting was--"
"Ended... um... suddenly."
Kari paled. So Grilka would be here, and in a mood. What kind of mood, Kari couldn't possibly say, but it would be a mood. "Oh. Hmm. Oh dear. How long do I have?"
Xotll rocked from one hoof to another nervously, thinking. "...Between zero seconds and five minutes?"
"Oh god. Alright. Uuhhhh. I hope you're ready, buddy." He considered some last minute tips, then decided against it. Grilka was kind of sink-or-swim territory, and while he liked Neph just fine, he enjoyed watching people sink significantly more than he liked seeing them swim.
"Oh, Xotll, honey?"
"Mm?"
"Please hide the krotazi wine on the counter, as quickly as safely possible." He wasn't really ready to deal with the consequences of his actions... ever, but definitely not immediately.
"So, they tried to make a brainfucker and accidentally made a brainfucker. Kind of ironic. I'm not really an AI expert, but I feel like if you accidentally create sentience, you were probably fucking around in places you shouldn't have been, anyway."
"Kari?" came Xotll's voice, startling Kari out of his thoughts. "Is your friend here to meet Grilka?"
"Well, eventually, probably, but ey's--"
"Definitely coming here."
"What!" Kari exclaimed. "But eir meeting was--"
"Ended... um... suddenly."
Kari paled. So Grilka would be here, and in a mood. What kind of mood, Kari couldn't possibly say, but it would be a mood. "Oh. Hmm. Oh dear. How long do I have?"
Xotll rocked from one hoof to another nervously, thinking. "...Between zero seconds and five minutes?"
"Oh god. Alright. Uuhhhh. I hope you're ready, buddy." He considered some last minute tips, then decided against it. Grilka was kind of sink-or-swim territory, and while he liked Neph just fine, he enjoyed watching people sink significantly more than he liked seeing them swim.
"Oh, Xotll, honey?"
"Mm?"
"Please hide the krotazi wine on the counter, as quickly as safely possible." He wasn't really ready to deal with the consequences of his actions... ever, but definitely not immediately.
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