Oh god he'd totally called it. Kari tried not to look as absolutely put off as he felt, but he probably did lose a few shades of color. It would be rude to call the little robot a brainfucker. He still wanted to. But it would be rude and Kari didn't know how to kill a literal bundle of electric nerves that could brainfuck people.
He took an automatic step backwards when Neph took one forwards, but managed to cover it somewhat by kneeling back down to grab another glass from the bar.
"That's, uh, interesting," he managed finally, pouring juice over the vodka and ice. "I mean," he gestured over to the still leaking corpse. "Arguably I can't throw any stones. So. How close is close enough?" He held up one of the glasses. "If I hand this over, are you going to get a brain full of Kari, or is it more, uh, direct-interface-y." Brainfucking. Did it involve LITERAL brainfucking or just metaphorical brainfucking. Either one: creepy, but it was good to know these things.
"Well, sex as a concept might have a nebulous definition in galactic culture, but sex on a beach is a shot of vodka, a shot of cranberry, a shot of orange, and half a shot of peach schnapps. And that's universal," he said with a grin. Nervous, but trying to hide it. "Tiny umbrella optional."
He took an automatic step backwards when Neph took one forwards, but managed to cover it somewhat by kneeling back down to grab another glass from the bar.
"That's, uh, interesting," he managed finally, pouring juice over the vodka and ice. "I mean," he gestured over to the still leaking corpse. "Arguably I can't throw any stones. So. How close is close enough?" He held up one of the glasses. "If I hand this over, are you going to get a brain full of Kari, or is it more, uh, direct-interface-y." Brainfucking. Did it involve LITERAL brainfucking or just metaphorical brainfucking. Either one: creepy, but it was good to know these things.
"Well, sex as a concept might have a nebulous definition in galactic culture, but sex on a beach is a shot of vodka, a shot of cranberry, a shot of orange, and half a shot of peach schnapps. And that's universal," he said with a grin. Nervous, but trying to hide it. "Tiny umbrella optional."
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