Oh, she wasn't eating much like a dog, was she. How did dogs eat? Probably really fast and with some choking noises or something. Whatever, he was the one who had decided she was a dog who bathed in champaign and ate caviar. This was his fault. As far as he knew, she was the kind of dog who would turn her nose up at all but the finest delicacies of dog-kind.
She wasn't, mind.
She was the kind of dog, and the kind of person, who would eat an entire plate full of bacon. She was perhaps slightly more sensitive to greasy foods than the average human, but she'd never let it stop her from eating them anyway. She just kept antacids on hand.
But he didn't know that. He'd never seen her eat a 16 oz steak with a full plate of sides. So he could just be impressed by her admirable doggy palatte, because she was making enough of a fool out of herself tonight as it was.
She did finish the caviar though. Then she sat on the counter, watching Jean curiously as he fetched something else from his fridge. She listened to his speech with the sort of focus that might not befit a dog. She wasn't sure. Perhaps she should go back to licking the counter.
But it was very interesting. How the rich lived. With their ludicrous delicacies. His pig had lived a better life than she did. Did it taste better, knowing the pig had been happier than the human children who picked his vegetables? She had no way of knowing. Or maybe she did, since he was apparently planning on feeding this to her.
Oh... That looked really good. And it smelled even better. She watched it come closer.
She had never eaten something out of someone's hand before.
But it was... a normal dog thing. This was a thing normal dogs did.
...Actually.
She had a rare opportunity here.
A risky, rare opportunity.
Very risky. But it would be very telling of his personality, which was a constant source of confusion to her. He was like a different man every time she met him, often switching between kind and cruel mid-paragraph. She was a little scared to see that switch when she was five pounds and very fragile.
But she was, in all ways, a bitch.
She snatched the meat up more roughly than she needed to, more like the average dog. It wouldn't be accurate to say she bit him. More like... she nipped him, sharply. In the process of fetching ham. Which was a very dog thing to do.
She wasn't, mind.
She was the kind of dog, and the kind of person, who would eat an entire plate full of bacon. She was perhaps slightly more sensitive to greasy foods than the average human, but she'd never let it stop her from eating them anyway. She just kept antacids on hand.
But he didn't know that. He'd never seen her eat a 16 oz steak with a full plate of sides. So he could just be impressed by her admirable doggy palatte, because she was making enough of a fool out of herself tonight as it was.
She did finish the caviar though. Then she sat on the counter, watching Jean curiously as he fetched something else from his fridge. She listened to his speech with the sort of focus that might not befit a dog. She wasn't sure. Perhaps she should go back to licking the counter.
But it was very interesting. How the rich lived. With their ludicrous delicacies. His pig had lived a better life than she did. Did it taste better, knowing the pig had been happier than the human children who picked his vegetables? She had no way of knowing. Or maybe she did, since he was apparently planning on feeding this to her.
Oh... That looked really good. And it smelled even better. She watched it come closer.
She had never eaten something out of someone's hand before.
But it was... a normal dog thing. This was a thing normal dogs did.
...Actually.
She had a rare opportunity here.
A risky, rare opportunity.
Very risky. But it would be very telling of his personality, which was a constant source of confusion to her. He was like a different man every time she met him, often switching between kind and cruel mid-paragraph. She was a little scared to see that switch when she was five pounds and very fragile.
But she was, in all ways, a bitch.
She snatched the meat up more roughly than she needed to, more like the average dog. It wouldn't be accurate to say she bit him. More like... she nipped him, sharply. In the process of fetching ham. Which was a very dog thing to do.
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