Owen had been shocked when he happened to check his Facebook notifications to find a friend request from none other than Julianna. And she wasn’t wrong. He was curious. And he was thinking about sending her a message. His mobile messenger app notified him that they were now connected via messenger and encouraged him to say hello to her. A little green dot showed him that she was online just then. He opened a message to her and considered what he might say. Maybe he should have teased her. What couldn’t find me on Linkedin? He chuckled at that thinking she might be annoyed if he pegged her as the kind of person who used Linkedin. But the light showing her online status went from green to grey. She was gone again. He closed the message app and went to her profile instead to peruse her pictures and posts.
“Oh pooh.” Renton said before he scraped together some more of his dinner on his fork and shoved it into his mouth. “We should have chatted with him.” With that bite he found he was no longer hungry and abandoned his plate again. “So what if he’s just being nosy? It means he’s interested enough in you to even be nosy. That’s something.”
Renton sighed wistfully as if he were jealous of Julianna’s new social media relationship with Owen. He twisted around and threw his legs over the arm of the couch. He leaned back until his head was resting comfortably in Julianna’s lap. He had a view of the bottom of the ice cream and her face from below.
“I don’t need to use your account to stalk him anyways.” He sighed again, dramatically, as if the burden of his skills were too much to bear.
“What’s so private about your account anyways?”
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“Oh pooh.” Renton said before he scraped together some more of his dinner on his fork and shoved it into his mouth. “We should have chatted with him.” With that bite he found he was no longer hungry and abandoned his plate again. “So what if he’s just being nosy? It means he’s interested enough in you to even be nosy. That’s something.”
Renton sighed wistfully as if he were jealous of Julianna’s new social media relationship with Owen. He twisted around and threw his legs over the arm of the couch. He leaned back until his head was resting comfortably in Julianna’s lap. He had a view of the bottom of the ice cream and her face from below.
“I don’t need to use your account to stalk him anyways.” He sighed again, dramatically, as if the burden of his skills were too much to bear.
“What’s so private about your account anyways?”
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