“Oh no. He’s definitely quoting the actual regulations.” Renton answered Julianna’s rhetorical question. He had occasion to cross-reference the employee codes once and found that Owen wasn't full of shit. He was full of random codes to quote. “I think I heard that he has a photographic memory like me. Other people say he has too much time on his hands.” Renton smoothed out his tie and moved to refill his coffee. “Personally, I think he’s figured out which regulations would be the most commonly cited and just memorizes those to intimidate people. Know-it-all. Show-off.” He muttered the last two lame insults as he added sugar to his mug. He was feeling somewhat sour after being knocked down by the Brigadier General. Although that was to be expected.
“They don’t mind that I come visit them.” Renton retorted - mostly truth this time - about the Department of Readiness and Training. He often split the cost of lunch with them and spent more time than was allotted for the meal bullshitting with the staff. Renton was a veritable celebrity in many departments. And a menace to others.
He ignored Julianna’s directive to display his lanyard. Just because she was assigned to pretty up his image - or whatever it is she did - did not mean he had to listen to her all the time. Or ever. In fact, he had pretty much already planned to ignore or disobey almost anything she asked of him.
Renton was left following after Julianna balancing a mug of steaming coffee lest it spill over the rim. The mug he had was one belonging to Central Command as it had their logo on it. At his work station, he had started a collection of mugs with various department logos on them. Central Command would be his newest edition.
“It’s a workstation.” He corrected her winking at the guards stationed at the doors as they left. “I love HR. Have you met Catherine yet? She’s such a mess. It’s adorable.” So far as he’d revealed he was willing to accompany Julianna on her next CAF adventure. That could be taken as some willingness to answer a few questions. That did not mean that Renton would tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
As he so rarely did.
They entered the elevator and Renton pressed the floor that would lead them to HR. He settled against the back wall and blew steam off the top of his mug the coffee inside still too hot to safely consume.
“They don’t mind that I come visit them.” Renton retorted - mostly truth this time - about the Department of Readiness and Training. He often split the cost of lunch with them and spent more time than was allotted for the meal bullshitting with the staff. Renton was a veritable celebrity in many departments. And a menace to others.
He ignored Julianna’s directive to display his lanyard. Just because she was assigned to pretty up his image - or whatever it is she did - did not mean he had to listen to her all the time. Or ever. In fact, he had pretty much already planned to ignore or disobey almost anything she asked of him.
Renton was left following after Julianna balancing a mug of steaming coffee lest it spill over the rim. The mug he had was one belonging to Central Command as it had their logo on it. At his work station, he had started a collection of mugs with various department logos on them. Central Command would be his newest edition.
“It’s a workstation.” He corrected her winking at the guards stationed at the doors as they left. “I love HR. Have you met Catherine yet? She’s such a mess. It’s adorable.” So far as he’d revealed he was willing to accompany Julianna on her next CAF adventure. That could be taken as some willingness to answer a few questions. That did not mean that Renton would tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
As he so rarely did.
They entered the elevator and Renton pressed the floor that would lead them to HR. He settled against the back wall and blew steam off the top of his mug the coffee inside still too hot to safely consume.
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