Fuckin'… dead cat wine. How did this man get anything done around the house without falling into a brood? Maybe he didn't. She set the bottle and the glasses on the counter, and immediately set to uncorking. "You are also," she continued, standing on her toes to wind the corkscrew in deeper, "going to pretend that you enjoy my company when you're not balls-deep." She emphasized this point by pulling out the cork, the force of which nearly tipped her over backward. Then she poured them both a glass, even though she probably ought to have given herself less. Being smaller, and all. "Anyone can enjoy my company while they're fucking me," she informed him, holding out his glass expectantly.
She spun her glass a little, stuck her nose in it to take a deep breath. Then she took the glass away from her face with a small frown. "I don't know why I did that," she admitted. "It all just smells like sour grapes to me." She shrugged and took a dainty sip. "Oh, damn, this'll get us hella wasted if we're not careful, though."
… that was probably not as cute an observation as it could have been. God. It was so hard to be cute for extended periods. How did anyone do it?
"I'll try not to take advantage of you," she said, fluttering her eyelashes. "But if you're a sad drunk, tell me now and I'll drink both of these. I don't need you moping with a bubble beard."
She spun her glass a little, stuck her nose in it to take a deep breath. Then she took the glass away from her face with a small frown. "I don't know why I did that," she admitted. "It all just smells like sour grapes to me." She shrugged and took a dainty sip. "Oh, damn, this'll get us hella wasted if we're not careful, though."
… that was probably not as cute an observation as it could have been. God. It was so hard to be cute for extended periods. How did anyone do it?
"I'll try not to take advantage of you," she said, fluttering her eyelashes. "But if you're a sad drunk, tell me now and I'll drink both of these. I don't need you moping with a bubble beard."
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