The thing about the tail -- and the ears, to a lesser extent -- was that Nadine did not have the control over them that she did over her other expressive features. When she smiled, when she pouted, those were things she could control. But she couldn't make her tail wag, and she couldn't stop it from doing the same, which was an irritant to a practiced liar.
She took a bite of bacon as her host tried to be stealthy coming down the hall, ears perked up to listen. She looked over her shoulder when he emerged, and certain small fluffy appendages stilled at the sight of a gun. Nonetheless, she did not stop what she was doing or make any attempt to explain herself. She finished her piece of bacon and licked her fingertips, and shut off the stove as a just-in-case so the residual heat in the pan could do the rest. Then she grinned, and it had always been too wide, but now her canines were slightly more impressive.
"You know," she said, picking up another piece of bacon with long black nails, "if you'd just given me some lunchmeat earlier, we could still be snuggling right now." A thick eyebrow arched, green eyes taking their time raking over him. "And you wouldn't need to be wearing pants," she added. Then she shrugged. "Not that you need to be wearing pants now, but if you're shy that's your business."
"Anyway," she sighed, "I know you don't speak dog, or whatever, but, like, protip: dogs are basically always asking for ham. And if they aren't, you can usually shut 'em up with ham anyway. That's, like. Dogs 101." She hummed as she finished off another slice.
"Thanks for not trying to put a collar on me, though," she said, tapping the bare skin of her throat. "You would not fucking believe how many times I've almost died because of that shit. Like, goddamn. Who collars a bitch they just met?" Then she stretched, balancing on her toes and enjoying the length of her limbs, twisting her arms together and curling her spine to look at him upside-down.
She took a bite of bacon as her host tried to be stealthy coming down the hall, ears perked up to listen. She looked over her shoulder when he emerged, and certain small fluffy appendages stilled at the sight of a gun. Nonetheless, she did not stop what she was doing or make any attempt to explain herself. She finished her piece of bacon and licked her fingertips, and shut off the stove as a just-in-case so the residual heat in the pan could do the rest. Then she grinned, and it had always been too wide, but now her canines were slightly more impressive.
"You know," she said, picking up another piece of bacon with long black nails, "if you'd just given me some lunchmeat earlier, we could still be snuggling right now." A thick eyebrow arched, green eyes taking their time raking over him. "And you wouldn't need to be wearing pants," she added. Then she shrugged. "Not that you need to be wearing pants now, but if you're shy that's your business."
"Anyway," she sighed, "I know you don't speak dog, or whatever, but, like, protip: dogs are basically always asking for ham. And if they aren't, you can usually shut 'em up with ham anyway. That's, like. Dogs 101." She hummed as she finished off another slice.
"Thanks for not trying to put a collar on me, though," she said, tapping the bare skin of her throat. "You would not fucking believe how many times I've almost died because of that shit. Like, goddamn. Who collars a bitch they just met?" Then she stretched, balancing on her toes and enjoying the length of her limbs, twisting her arms together and curling her spine to look at him upside-down.
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