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I NEVER ACTUALLY DID ANY OF THIS but now i am because
Grayson Crawford Wrote:"I don't think you would have bothered mentioning blowjobs if you didn't like them. So, I am only left to assume that you like them. Therefore: reward. Boom. Science."
Quote:Artemis Caine Arden: Of course, Adon mentioned an 'fj' and I'm not sure what he meant.
Artemis Caine Arden: Could he have mistyped Fig?
Artemis Caine Arden: Perhaps she is treating him to figs with their tea?
Caoihme Delaney Arden: ARE YOU KIDDING? I will not tell you what an FJ because that is something you should have to discover on your own. Google it.
Caoihme Delaney Arden: Here's a hint: she's touching his penis with her foot.
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Sometimes I feel like a girl~... sometimes I don't~
Quote:"Just think of all the terrible things I could say before I get that taco."link
I fear no fate (for you are my fate, my sweet) I want no world (for beautiful you are my world, my true) and it’s you are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing is you.
Quote:"We have a very fat, somewhat suspicious animal that we have been told is a dog." Onion, recognizing the word 'dog', gave an excited honk of a bark, tail wagging.link
I fear no fate (for you are my fate, my sweet) I want no world (for beautiful you are my world, my true) and it’s you are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing is you.
Quote:"Just to check because this isn't really a situation people get briefed on etiquette for: Sending you a penis-gram after dumping you in a terrifying hole probably isn't the smoothest apology, yes?" ... "I didn't. Uh. It's not. Don't get your hopes up."
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Sometimes I feel like a girl~... sometimes I don't~
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