Status: Available in Farendajo or elsewhere on Osiris
Name: Grilka
Known Aliases: The Krotazi Ambassador
Age: 74
Sex: ⚥
Gender: ⚥
Sexuality: ∞
Height: 20 meters, typically 'stands' closer to 6m
Weight: I'm not going to try to weigh a Krotazi, are you?
Species/Ethnicity: Krotazi
Skin Color: #2bc7e9, #ffb3f1
Eye Color: #ea62d1
Hair Color: n/a
Known Affiliations: The Krotazi Empire, Xotll, Ixaaliot, Kreska Ido, Ingrico
Marital Status: n/a
About:
Grilka is Krotazi. For someone who has not met a Krotazi, it may not be clear what this means. What it means is: ey has six feet of torso, and sixty feet of tail; eir tail is actually comprised of an astonishing number of scaled tendrils, braided together to make them resemble a unit; ey has scales the color of sapphires that turn pink in more delicate areas; ey has teeth like an anglerfish and two long prehensile tongues; eir four arms each have four venomous talons on each hand; eir horns are a spiraling black, curling back against the ridges on the back of eir head; eir eyes are enormous and a vibrant pink with slitted pupils; ey covers eirself in delicate jewelry but not clothes; ey has questionable ideas about things like 'personal space'.
As ambassador to the Krotazi Empire, there are things that ey can and cannot do in Allied Space. They cannot, for instance, own a business or hire employees. But ey can give gifts to friends, who let em loiter in their businesses as ey pleases. Diplomatic immunity won't do anything for murder, but eir friends do have a dreadful tendency to be near the sites of accidents. Ey has a special dispensation to possess memti – because a sober Krotazi is a fearful thing indeed – but it keeps, somehow, getting stolen.
It's all very unfortunate, all of these terrible and inexplicable incidents. But Krotazi have peculiar ideas about karma, and if the people who've wronged em always seem to get hurt, it's surely karma that's to blame. To say otherwise would be to insult the spiritual beliefs of Krotaz – and no one wants that.
If someone needs a favor, Grilka is always happy to help. But they will, of course, owe a favor in return. Thank-you gifts are always welcome, and those who do em favors are likely to receive gifts of their own.
Grilka would describe emself as 'cuddly' Other people usually prefer 'whoa wait what's happening I need an adult'. If there is one nice thing about Grilka, is that ey will take 'no' for an answer – but it needs to be said quickly, and ey's unlikely to be happy about being refused. Ey will not hesitate to cut off from all possible assistance those who ey feels do not appreciate em.
Those few of Grilka's 'friends' able to avoid being playthings recommend being extraordinarily useful, or extraordinarily good at stroking eir ego.
As ambassador to the Krotazi Empire, there are things that ey can and cannot do in Allied Space. They cannot, for instance, own a business or hire employees. But ey can give gifts to friends, who let em loiter in their businesses as ey pleases. Diplomatic immunity won't do anything for murder, but eir friends do have a dreadful tendency to be near the sites of accidents. Ey has a special dispensation to possess memti – because a sober Krotazi is a fearful thing indeed – but it keeps, somehow, getting stolen.
It's all very unfortunate, all of these terrible and inexplicable incidents. But Krotazi have peculiar ideas about karma, and if the people who've wronged em always seem to get hurt, it's surely karma that's to blame. To say otherwise would be to insult the spiritual beliefs of Krotaz – and no one wants that.
If someone needs a favor, Grilka is always happy to help. But they will, of course, owe a favor in return. Thank-you gifts are always welcome, and those who do em favors are likely to receive gifts of their own.
Grilka would describe emself as 'cuddly' Other people usually prefer 'whoa wait what's happening I need an adult'. If there is one nice thing about Grilka, is that ey will take 'no' for an answer – but it needs to be said quickly, and ey's unlikely to be happy about being refused. Ey will not hesitate to cut off from all possible assistance those who ey feels do not appreciate em.
Those few of Grilka's 'friends' able to avoid being playthings recommend being extraordinarily useful, or extraordinarily good at stroking eir ego.
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