"I did not write an assertation," he sighed, "nor was a… buttfender. Or whatever you're accusing me of." He gave her an exaggerated scowl. "I am a very serious man. Look at how serious I am." Nothing said serious like damp pants on the beach and arguing about her anatomy. "I make rare, Nova-based exceptions to my usual serious and respectable behavior."
Did he always turn into an enormous doofus this quickly? He liked to think that he didn't. The only person who would know objectively was Kreska, and he was hardly going to ask her.
"The, ah… hm." He held one of his hands closer to both of their faces so that she could better see his fingertips. "It isn't really something I think about," he said. "When I touch things, I sort of…" He stroked his thumb along one of his fingers, so that it touched from the tip inward, the appropriate direction to keep his lamellae from getting caught. "The other way and they stick, unless they're. Wet." He cleared his throat. "It's worse if I'm nervous. It's less problematic than it seems."
He really needed to get Kreska the hell out of his apartment. And then he needed to get Nova into his apartment.
Not that cuddling on the beach wasn't nice. Despite a distinctly not-cuddly appearance, despite being made almost entirely out of knees and elbows and hard angles that weren't necessarily pleasant in that regard, he did like cuddling. But the thought that she found him even half as attractive as he found her was… distracting. In its potential.
"Hmm. 'Curmudgeon' makes me sound old. 'Cranky' has the same problem. There is no way to salvage my ego." Siladen didn't have eyelashes, but it still was a very cute gesture. If he'd tried to do something similar he probably would have somehow hurt himself. Too many eyelids for it. "But I suppose that does help," he murmured, because there was very little that could not be improved by her kissing him. The fact that he hadn't actually been slighted didn't hurt, but he thought he would probably forgive her even if he had.
Did he always turn into an enormous doofus this quickly? He liked to think that he didn't. The only person who would know objectively was Kreska, and he was hardly going to ask her.
"The, ah… hm." He held one of his hands closer to both of their faces so that she could better see his fingertips. "It isn't really something I think about," he said. "When I touch things, I sort of…" He stroked his thumb along one of his fingers, so that it touched from the tip inward, the appropriate direction to keep his lamellae from getting caught. "The other way and they stick, unless they're. Wet." He cleared his throat. "It's worse if I'm nervous. It's less problematic than it seems."
He really needed to get Kreska the hell out of his apartment. And then he needed to get Nova into his apartment.
Not that cuddling on the beach wasn't nice. Despite a distinctly not-cuddly appearance, despite being made almost entirely out of knees and elbows and hard angles that weren't necessarily pleasant in that regard, he did like cuddling. But the thought that she found him even half as attractive as he found her was… distracting. In its potential.
"Hmm. 'Curmudgeon' makes me sound old. 'Cranky' has the same problem. There is no way to salvage my ego." Siladen didn't have eyelashes, but it still was a very cute gesture. If he'd tried to do something similar he probably would have somehow hurt himself. Too many eyelids for it. "But I suppose that does help," he murmured, because there was very little that could not be improved by her kissing him. The fact that he hadn't actually been slighted didn't hurt, but he thought he would probably forgive her even if he had.
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