«I would never,» he said, scandalized. «Ah, but, maybe. It would not be a small price to pay, but it might be worth it.» This did not mean much from a man who would set himself on fire to burn away a bare scalp and grow his hair back more immediately. And who had. She did not know that, however, and he'd been very young at the time.
Though he had not always taken as good of care of his hair as he did now, he had never been one to tolerate baldness. He had limits.
«I have no use for delicate ladies,» he said, «when anatomy dictates that my affections can only possibly be so gentle.» This was not entirely true, of course, but he'd never been one to shy away from low-hanging fruit. She knew perfectly well that if she was going to keep giving him openings, he was going to keep taking them. So to speak. «I would hardly call you delicate, and I would not know where to begin with lady. Sturdy, perhaps. Robust. As you must be, of course, else you would never survive the horses.»
«I would be selling all manner of things,» he asserted, probably falsely, «if you were not here distracting me.» His nose twitched, because at its size he could not risk a crinkle, entirely too expressive and undignified. «You know how absentminded we pretentious fuckwits can be,» he said, lapsing momentarily back to English for precision. «Nonetheless, it can hardly be said to be my fault. I was briefly and tragically deceased, and a man cannot help but lose track of a few things under the circumstances.»
He did not miss the way her attention turned to Rylan, not yet entirely welcome. Yet. «It does not go to waste, I assure you,» he said, and he was being very literal even if she was not. He narrowed his eyes as she came to her decision, though he doubtless had only himself to blame. «I recall very well your manner of convincing,» he said, «and I will not have you employing your cheap tricks and ruining all my hard work.» The manner of his 'hard work', and what exactly he had been working for, all went unsaid. As far as Rylan was concerned, he was still rather… in the middle of things. So to speak. As it were. He wasn't done yet. Truly he did find her methods somewhat distasteful, and not only because they were so much simpler than his own careful manipulations.
«I am entirely too busy,» he agreed, even as he left her side to find his wine glasses. «It is not even evening, yet, nor have we had dinner. I can hardly expect my customers to take me seriously if I try to assist them with the stink of cheap wine about me.» Nothing about Phee was ever cheap, but that had never stopped him from claiming otherwise. «I shall not be letting you pour,» he informed her, «because I would like for the wine to remain within glass, and for the glasses to remain upright.» He took the bottle from her, pouring for the both of them a glass which most would consider standard and which Phee would consider unspeakably modest. His reach being longer than her own, he set the bottle down on the counter further than she was able to reach.
Though he had not always taken as good of care of his hair as he did now, he had never been one to tolerate baldness. He had limits.
«I have no use for delicate ladies,» he said, «when anatomy dictates that my affections can only possibly be so gentle.» This was not entirely true, of course, but he'd never been one to shy away from low-hanging fruit. She knew perfectly well that if she was going to keep giving him openings, he was going to keep taking them. So to speak. «I would hardly call you delicate, and I would not know where to begin with lady. Sturdy, perhaps. Robust. As you must be, of course, else you would never survive the horses.»
«I would be selling all manner of things,» he asserted, probably falsely, «if you were not here distracting me.» His nose twitched, because at its size he could not risk a crinkle, entirely too expressive and undignified. «You know how absentminded we pretentious fuckwits can be,» he said, lapsing momentarily back to English for precision. «Nonetheless, it can hardly be said to be my fault. I was briefly and tragically deceased, and a man cannot help but lose track of a few things under the circumstances.»
He did not miss the way her attention turned to Rylan, not yet entirely welcome. Yet. «It does not go to waste, I assure you,» he said, and he was being very literal even if she was not. He narrowed his eyes as she came to her decision, though he doubtless had only himself to blame. «I recall very well your manner of convincing,» he said, «and I will not have you employing your cheap tricks and ruining all my hard work.» The manner of his 'hard work', and what exactly he had been working for, all went unsaid. As far as Rylan was concerned, he was still rather… in the middle of things. So to speak. As it were. He wasn't done yet. Truly he did find her methods somewhat distasteful, and not only because they were so much simpler than his own careful manipulations.
«I am entirely too busy,» he agreed, even as he left her side to find his wine glasses. «It is not even evening, yet, nor have we had dinner. I can hardly expect my customers to take me seriously if I try to assist them with the stink of cheap wine about me.» Nothing about Phee was ever cheap, but that had never stopped him from claiming otherwise. «I shall not be letting you pour,» he informed her, «because I would like for the wine to remain within glass, and for the glasses to remain upright.» He took the bottle from her, pouring for the both of them a glass which most would consider standard and which Phee would consider unspeakably modest. His reach being longer than her own, he set the bottle down on the counter further than she was able to reach.
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