«He could have at least rearranged my corpse, then!» Jean insisted. «Just imagine if I had actually been dead! Found dead in the woods with my cock hanging out! He said he loved me, the cad, and he ran off with my horse and left me there for any passing necrophile to have.» As always, Jean ignored the part where he had not loved him at all and had not even done the man the courtesy of lying about it. It was hard to say whether Jean would have bothered rearranging someone else's corpse to preserve their dignity. More likely he would have just set them on fire for the sake of ease. It did not occur to him to be grateful that he had not been set on fire.
«He was very enthusiastic,» Jean continued, «until it came to the practicalities of it. One would have thought he could accommodate the whole of Versailles, from the way he talked. I knew he was lying, of course, but I never imagined how badly.»
Really, if she didn't want to be called Phee – and he could taste that she didn't – she should have chosen a different name. Of all the things he called her, it was probably the least offensive, but one wouldn't know that to look at her. He could call her all manner of vile things and she'd rarely look anything but proud, but pet names were beyond the pale. «So mercantile,» he said with a click of his tongue, as if it were still shameful to work rather than idly possess wealth. As if it had ever been, really. As if what she did could ever have been called work. And of course this neglected his current position, not that it could be called working as he did it. Hadn't there been a customer up front? Wasn't there, still? One wouldn't know it to look at him.
«I hate it,» he repeated. «When have I ever worn furs? Barbaric.» It was not a moral judgment, but a literal one. Fur was for people who killed their own clothes, and he would not be convinced otherwise. «I,» he said, holding a hand to his chest, «was in the middle of getting dressed when I was rudely interrupted by someone barging into my kitchen.»
«T͡e̛͘m͘ṕ͘e͞ŕ̢,͘҉ ̷t̵̢̡e͏̶m͏̀p͏̧͠e͠r̀͢,» he said gently to the other man, for she could not have known that it would be a sore spot. «I̷ ͠a͏̧͘s͘͞͝s̢u̵re͜ ̀͡͞y͟o͞u͜ ̴t̷̕h͞a̡t͞ s̛h̕͞҉e ̷̕i̕ş ͠d̴̢͜e҉li̛g̢͘ht̛͝f̕u̕͜l̸̨,͘ ̨t̵̨h̀͘͠ǫų͏gh ͝I͠҉͡ ̶͏̧c̨͘ann͝ot̀͢ ͢c̸̨͝o͘n̵͜t́͠r̶o҉͘l h̴̶e̷r͟͞ ͘͜a̛҉̛n̸͡y̷̶ ́͢b͝e͝t̵͜t̸er ͡͡t̢́h͡a͡n͢͟ ̀͞Ì̧ ̡͢c̨̢a͝ǹ̷͝ ̀c̡͝on̴tr̶̀òl̵ ỳ͝ơu.̵͠» This was not entirely accurate, because he would have much better luck keeping Elijah in check than Adelphie. In fact, he was doing so right then.
«And you of all people,» he continued, as if he had not been speaking in tongues not intended for tongues, «should know that I have never made a habit of putting clothes on anyone.»
«He was very enthusiastic,» Jean continued, «until it came to the practicalities of it. One would have thought he could accommodate the whole of Versailles, from the way he talked. I knew he was lying, of course, but I never imagined how badly.»
Really, if she didn't want to be called Phee – and he could taste that she didn't – she should have chosen a different name. Of all the things he called her, it was probably the least offensive, but one wouldn't know that to look at her. He could call her all manner of vile things and she'd rarely look anything but proud, but pet names were beyond the pale. «So mercantile,» he said with a click of his tongue, as if it were still shameful to work rather than idly possess wealth. As if it had ever been, really. As if what she did could ever have been called work. And of course this neglected his current position, not that it could be called working as he did it. Hadn't there been a customer up front? Wasn't there, still? One wouldn't know it to look at him.
«I hate it,» he repeated. «When have I ever worn furs? Barbaric.» It was not a moral judgment, but a literal one. Fur was for people who killed their own clothes, and he would not be convinced otherwise. «I,» he said, holding a hand to his chest, «was in the middle of getting dressed when I was rudely interrupted by someone barging into my kitchen.»
«T͡e̛͘m͘ṕ͘e͞ŕ̢,͘҉ ̷t̵̢̡e͏̶m͏̀p͏̧͠e͠r̀͢,» he said gently to the other man, for she could not have known that it would be a sore spot. «I̷ ͠a͏̧͘s͘͞͝s̢u̵re͜ ̀͡͞y͟o͞u͜ ̴t̷̕h͞a̡t͞ s̛h̕͞҉e ̷̕i̕ş ͠d̴̢͜e҉li̛g̢͘ht̛͝f̕u̕͜l̸̨,͘ ̨t̵̨h̀͘͠ǫų͏gh ͝I͠҉͡ ̶͏̧c̨͘ann͝ot̀͢ ͢c̸̨͝o͘n̵͜t́͠r̶o҉͘l h̴̶e̷r͟͞ ͘͜a̛҉̛n̸͡y̷̶ ́͢b͝e͝t̵͜t̸er ͡͡t̢́h͡a͡n͢͟ ̀͞Ì̧ ̡͢c̨̢a͝ǹ̷͝ ̀c̡͝on̴tr̶̀òl̵ ỳ͝ơu.̵͠» This was not entirely accurate, because he would have much better luck keeping Elijah in check than Adelphie. In fact, he was doing so right then.
«And you of all people,» he continued, as if he had not been speaking in tongues not intended for tongues, «should know that I have never made a habit of putting clothes on anyone.»
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