"Oh my God. No. No, that is not fucking happening. You just said you'd leave if I answered your questions, you lying little shit!" Sparta snapped, throwing his hands up in the air in exaggerated frustration. "Head back home now! Fuck you, if you stick around that long, I'll be the one who's dead, or part of some psychotic dragon's hoard! Seriously, do you even hear yourself!!! Ohhh I'm totally immune to your curse, I'm just going stay with you the entire fucking winter when that makes literally no goddamn sense?! No! Fuck! Are all dragons this fucking stupid? The longer you stick around me the worse it's going to get! Maybe right now it's a feeling in the back of your head you can rationalize away, but it won't stay that way! It always gets worse! Give it a full winter and the only way I'll be able to get rid of you is to get you to--"
He cut himself out, pacing in furious frustration in circles in the leaves. His body language was as loud and exaggerated as his voice. "You! Did a stupid, shitty thing because your head is so far up your ass that you literally couldn't tell the lesser of two evils if it was holding a rat in one hand and a pregnant mother in the other! And you've made that my problem about three times over now! You just want me to swoop in and fix your dumb fucking problems, why, because you think you deserve it? Because you think I'm a bad person? Because you're a dragon and think humans are your slaves or some shit? Or just because you're big and strong and when it really comes down to it, you know you can just bully people into doing whatever you want? I'll tell you how I could fix your problem! I could walk into a rich man's house and ask him for gold and he'd give it to me. I could steal more in value in one day than I've managed in my life of begging, just for you, to suit your needs. Is that what you want? Or are you just going to hang around until I pull five pounds of gold out of my ass in some morally unimpeachable way?"
He cut himself out, pacing in furious frustration in circles in the leaves. His body language was as loud and exaggerated as his voice. "You! Did a stupid, shitty thing because your head is so far up your ass that you literally couldn't tell the lesser of two evils if it was holding a rat in one hand and a pregnant mother in the other! And you've made that my problem about three times over now! You just want me to swoop in and fix your dumb fucking problems, why, because you think you deserve it? Because you think I'm a bad person? Because you're a dragon and think humans are your slaves or some shit? Or just because you're big and strong and when it really comes down to it, you know you can just bully people into doing whatever you want? I'll tell you how I could fix your problem! I could walk into a rich man's house and ask him for gold and he'd give it to me. I could steal more in value in one day than I've managed in my life of begging, just for you, to suit your needs. Is that what you want? Or are you just going to hang around until I pull five pounds of gold out of my ass in some morally unimpeachable way?"
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