Oh, wait, shit. Was that not common knowledge? Was she giving away state secrets? Goddamnit, she was the Royal Librarian, her job was the opposite of that! She just never talked to anyone outside of the castle, and here, his transformations were just sort of like the weather. Sometimes he was big, sometimes he was small, you acted accordingly.
"Oh, uuuhhhh..." she said, scrambling for something to say. "Don't worry you'll definitely recognize it when it happens." Wait. Wait, fuck, if she didn't know the King could turn human, surely she didn't actually know the traditional methods of joining the gentry? If she did and she was still here for a title, well... In that case, Bridget was barking up the wrong tree--pun intended--in a couple of different ways.
Wait, oh no, if she was here for a title and didn't know the King could turn into a human and therefore didn't know he fucked everything he felt like fucking... With dawning horror, Bridget realized she might have another herself on her hands. She ran a quick calculation in her head of what she knew of the King's measurements--everything--versus the size of the woman in front of her.
Oh no. Oh no. He'd break her in half. He loved doing that! This woman was going to walk right in there, pretty as a fresh plum, with no idea that she was the King's type. She was going to get seduced.
"Uhm!" she began, desperately hunting for something helpful to say other than a frantic 'don't fuck the king! Unless you want to! You're a grown woman and what you do with your body is your choice but please he's very strong and his dick is huge and you'll snap like raw pasta!' "Just, you know, try not to be alone with him, he's a dragon, you know, and--"
"His Royal Highness, Overlord of the Northern Mountains, Elder Dragon of the Divine Opals, Scourge of the Skies Above Seven Kingdoms, Demon of the Winter Winds, Slayer of Tyrants and Merciful King of Aeris, will now hear your petitions, citizens of Aeris and countries abroad," came a somewhat tired sounding assistant's voice.
The doors opened, and Bree, already knowing routine, all but power walked through. They'd let a few through and then close the doors, leaving the remnants in the antechamber to hear various noises, possibly, and stew in it. The King was very dramatic about these things, and also about everything. All Bree knew was that she was going to be the first one in, and then make sure, hopefully, that this poor foreigner didn't get accidentally sodomized. It was one of the biggest risks in Aeris, honestly. It should be in the pamphlets.
"Oh, uuuhhhh..." she said, scrambling for something to say. "Don't worry you'll definitely recognize it when it happens." Wait. Wait, fuck, if she didn't know the King could turn human, surely she didn't actually know the traditional methods of joining the gentry? If she did and she was still here for a title, well... In that case, Bridget was barking up the wrong tree--pun intended--in a couple of different ways.
Wait, oh no, if she was here for a title and didn't know the King could turn into a human and therefore didn't know he fucked everything he felt like fucking... With dawning horror, Bridget realized she might have another herself on her hands. She ran a quick calculation in her head of what she knew of the King's measurements--everything--versus the size of the woman in front of her.
Oh no. Oh no. He'd break her in half. He loved doing that! This woman was going to walk right in there, pretty as a fresh plum, with no idea that she was the King's type. She was going to get seduced.
"Uhm!" she began, desperately hunting for something helpful to say other than a frantic 'don't fuck the king! Unless you want to! You're a grown woman and what you do with your body is your choice but please he's very strong and his dick is huge and you'll snap like raw pasta!' "Just, you know, try not to be alone with him, he's a dragon, you know, and--"
"His Royal Highness, Overlord of the Northern Mountains, Elder Dragon of the Divine Opals, Scourge of the Skies Above Seven Kingdoms, Demon of the Winter Winds, Slayer of Tyrants and Merciful King of Aeris, will now hear your petitions, citizens of Aeris and countries abroad," came a somewhat tired sounding assistant's voice.
The doors opened, and Bree, already knowing routine, all but power walked through. They'd let a few through and then close the doors, leaving the remnants in the antechamber to hear various noises, possibly, and stew in it. The King was very dramatic about these things, and also about everything. All Bree knew was that she was going to be the first one in, and then make sure, hopefully, that this poor foreigner didn't get accidentally sodomized. It was one of the biggest risks in Aeris, honestly. It should be in the pamphlets.
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