Avi was briefly distracted as a trebuchet prepared to launch. It didn't make it very far, but then his attention was through the crowd, a booming laugh and Bridget's consternation. He fixed onto Gareth's amusement until it faded, resumed the conversation like nothing had happened.
It always took him so much work to trick him into laughing like that.
"I can't begin to imagine." Avi had never witnessed in person what might happen when someone said something ill-advised about Gareth's mother, because no one had ever dreamed of doing it. Not since he'd eaten Leopold. Anything he knew about the situation, he knew from servants who'd been in the castle longer than he. Gareth never talked about it; Avi would never ask. "He must like you very much, to have forgiven you for it."
He sipped at the moonshine, and fire licked at the backs of his teeth. "Of course there's apples," he said. "We could swim in fucking apples, if you wanted." He took her hand, and headed in the appropriate direction, pausing to watch another pumpkin go sailing properly this time.
"Don't I fucking wish," he muttered. Untameable criminal, maybe. Brought to heel? Absolutely not. Progress was ongoing and not at all fast. Half the time she couldn't even behave herself bent over a table. He'd never seen someone so difficult to coax into appreciating not having to worry about dinner or a roof over her head. She just seemed to use the extra brainpower for getting pissed. "That gossipy bitch," he added, because he was sure it was the King that had been talking.
"Don't be deliberately obtuse," Gareth said scornfully. "It's a straight shot from start to target. Straight line on the ground. The fact that it has to go up first is why a straight line takes so much math." He pointed at the various other pumpkin launchers. "Almost every one of those things is gonna shoot wide. If this were a seige they'd be hitting nothing but... children's hospitals. They'd never touch the armory."
He patted her leg. "Yeah, he does that." He'd done his best at the time not to leave them alone together, but there was only so much he could do. He was a King's Guard; the King was a fucking dragon.
Someone else had already decided to show off their superior trebuchet build. Gareth didn't consider it particularly impressive, but at least this one took off properly. "See?" he said, though Bree was already taking off. "Look at how far to the left that's going. Fucking shameful."
It always took him so much work to trick him into laughing like that.
"I can't begin to imagine." Avi had never witnessed in person what might happen when someone said something ill-advised about Gareth's mother, because no one had ever dreamed of doing it. Not since he'd eaten Leopold. Anything he knew about the situation, he knew from servants who'd been in the castle longer than he. Gareth never talked about it; Avi would never ask. "He must like you very much, to have forgiven you for it."
He sipped at the moonshine, and fire licked at the backs of his teeth. "Of course there's apples," he said. "We could swim in fucking apples, if you wanted." He took her hand, and headed in the appropriate direction, pausing to watch another pumpkin go sailing properly this time.
"Don't I fucking wish," he muttered. Untameable criminal, maybe. Brought to heel? Absolutely not. Progress was ongoing and not at all fast. Half the time she couldn't even behave herself bent over a table. He'd never seen someone so difficult to coax into appreciating not having to worry about dinner or a roof over her head. She just seemed to use the extra brainpower for getting pissed. "That gossipy bitch," he added, because he was sure it was the King that had been talking.
"Don't be deliberately obtuse," Gareth said scornfully. "It's a straight shot from start to target. Straight line on the ground. The fact that it has to go up first is why a straight line takes so much math." He pointed at the various other pumpkin launchers. "Almost every one of those things is gonna shoot wide. If this were a seige they'd be hitting nothing but... children's hospitals. They'd never touch the armory."
He patted her leg. "Yeah, he does that." He'd done his best at the time not to leave them alone together, but there was only so much he could do. He was a King's Guard; the King was a fucking dragon.
Someone else had already decided to show off their superior trebuchet build. Gareth didn't consider it particularly impressive, but at least this one took off properly. "See?" he said, though Bree was already taking off. "Look at how far to the left that's going. Fucking shameful."
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